|j lzrd / swift idiot |
Haha, God uses hex nuts!
j lzrd / swift idiot
And I mean, I'm only laughing because I would have thought God used rivets to hold the universe together. Much like a pair of Levi denim jeans.
Saturn, the solar system's most bizarre, yet beautiful planet, has just gotten even more mysterious - in 1979!
Mystery Hexagon is going in my list of possible band names. Yes.
and from this spot, Michael and Marcus Eoin Sandison receive their instructions
"I COMMAND YOU TO DO MY BIDDING!"
"Yes mystical hexagon!"
"MAKE MANY SOFT ELECTRONIC SONGS ABOUT BRANCH DAVIDIONS!"
"ALSO! PLAY LOTS OF SHIT BACKWARDS AND THROUGH ALL KINDS OF EFFECTS SO THAT IT SOUNDS ALL CREEPY AND SHIT!"
(I really love BoC)
Nasa's gonna need one big allen wrench.
man thats fascinating... very strange.
Uhh, huge diss, narrator. Earth is totally the most beautiful planet.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Created, obviously, by space witches.
With a space hex.
CLEARLY NOW YOU SEE PROOF OF A CREATOR, SCIENCE-DWEEBS.
One theory is that this has something to do with some barely understood aspect of physics in terms of planetary energy. That some wavelength of energy/radiation/whatever is causing the formation and may be behind other things like the red spot on Jupiter and other weird atmospheric phenomena throughout the universe, including storm activity here on Earth.
So this might have to do with something? Thanks, man.
Actually, it's a little more complicated than that, douchebag.
*Places hands on StanleyPain's shoulders from behind and massages*
It's okay, I really didn't mean anything by it, it's okay. How does that feel... ooh I can feel the knots... we'll work those out.
*hand chops across the back*
I figure it's something like running sound waves through cornstarch.
Clearly made by bees. Or one large bee.
Hexagons tend to form when round objects press against each other. This does not impress.
soooooooooooo relieved it wasn't a pentagram..whew!
|Caminante Nocturno |
Saturn's laser cannon is nearing completion. Soon, none of us will be safe from its rings of oppression.
A mysterious rotating ice hexagon.
google ron paul
Reading the comments relieves me to no end, I can sleep better tonight thanks to internet goons explaining just what is happening here. Those fucking physicists don't know shit.
That hexagon is a force field around the alien skyscraper.
It's where the judges hold court over the spirits of the damned. I thought everyone knew this.
I, for one, welcome our hexagonal overlords. (screw you afp!)
Just an FYI:
The video cut before the scientist was going to discuss what they think is actually causing the hexagon.
In reality, this isn't some "big mystery"; hexagons and other geometric shapes can be duplicated in spinning water inside buckets under specific conditions in the lab.
|Urkel Forever |
For this comment alone five stars:
3 weeks ago
@KarinMikazuki u are so fucking stupid! Saturn is the symbol of satan. this is a matter of fact not religion. And yes the hexagram is a star of david - a symbol of circumcision and saturn (six six six). Saturn ate his sons so that they do not grow and develop properly, just like saturnine circumcision eats the foreskin of the boy so that he does not grow up stronger than his father and becomes subjected to his peers. U need to open your eyes and see the world for what it really is.
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