For the sake of world peace, more naughty schoolgirls on the beach please.

It's a good cause.

I imagine that this sort of thing makes more sense to the Swedish.
Perhaps every day in Sweden is like this?

This should probably be songsmithed.

I'm assuming the bag is just an ordinary bag. Even if it isn't, it would have to be something so fucking spectacular as to make up for the god-knows-how-many-minutes I waited to see whatever the fuck was inside only to have my eardrums molested by horrible upbeat anus techno.

so is this an ode to box wine?

I will live there one day. I will tell you what this is all about.

Lost in translation: "fag in the butt".

I'm deeply disappointed that Swedes couldn't find a proper 5-liter box of wine to praise. Charles Franzia weeps.

Actually I have been really wanting some more new bad eurotechno lately. Thanks sincerely Tomas.

No, really.