garcet71283 I'm speechless...and so conflicted.
Will giving this stars mean I agree with them or that I am ridiculing them.
I choose not to star!
Hooker What is it about movie reviewers that makes them completely unable to admit they know nothing about other mediums?
HURF BLURF DUH "This movie is the answer to my complaints about Spiderman" Oops.
I agree with garcet's comment and follow his lead on no stars.
RomancingTrain How does he use echolocation without making clicking noises all the time?
quining Roeper's calls are largely subaudible, though present on the ultrasound spectrum. No dog will ever approach him.
Gwago Screw Ebert, screw Roeper, screw Ben Affleck. These stars are all yours.
ProfessorChaos A really believable romance? What? Garner/Affleck had the all the chemistry of a 6th grade science lab!
5 stars of mockery. And them trying to understand how daredevil can leap from building to building without seriously hurting himself would earn more stars, were it only possible.
Sudan no1 ah yes, I remember a time when superhero movies were expected to be stupid and cheesy.
Gwago "...his legs were also affected by the chemicals..."
Come on, Ebert, shut the fuck up. You just totally made that up to justify your shitty review.
Jeff Fries He's sort of the mama to Roeper's Alexyss Taylor here.
"I like that he jumps"
DerangedGoblin "You ain't say nothing about no pussy police."
Consuela the Cuban Whore Maybe they were seeing the movie they WANTED it to be instead of what it was. I saw the 'director's cut' and it takes the movie from horrid to dull.
IrishWhiskey The only sadness and confusion I remember came from the audience.
He was right that the characters weren't upstaged by the special effects. Its just not a good thing.
Camonk "The thinking man's superhero movie." That right there should have been enough to have the fat one shot repeatedly.
Jeff Fries full of novocaine in the jaw before ripping it out forever
Candlejackv616 I'm sure if he had a dollar for every time he's heard that, he'd have enough money to buy 5 new titanium jaws with built in bluetooth tech.
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