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Desc:'This is a rousing start to what should be a multi-film franchise'
Category:Classic Movies, Accidents & Explosions
Tags:Ebert, ben affleck, daredevil, roeper, jennifer garner
Submitted:Jeff Fries
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Comment count is 22
garcet71283 - 2009-01-23
I'm speechless...and so conflicted.
Will giving this stars mean I agree with them or that I am ridiculing them.

I choose not to star!
Hooker - 2009-01-23
What is it about movie reviewers that makes them completely unable to admit they know nothing about other mediums?
HURF BLURF DUH - 2009-01-23
"This movie is the answer to my complaints about Spiderman" Oops.
I agree with garcet's comment and follow his lead on no stars.
RomancingTrain - 2009-01-23
How does he use echolocation without making clicking noises all the time?
quining - 2009-01-23
Roeper's calls are largely subaudible, though present on the ultrasound spectrum. No dog will ever approach him.

Gwago - 2009-01-23
Screw Ebert, screw Roeper, screw Ben Affleck. These stars are all yours.

ProfessorChaos - 2009-01-23
A really believable romance? What? Garner/Affleck had the all the chemistry of a 6th grade science lab!

5 stars of mockery. And them trying to understand how daredevil can leap from building to building without seriously hurting himself would earn more stars, were it only possible.
Sudan no1 - 2009-01-23
ah yes, I remember a time when superhero movies were expected to be stupid and cheesy.

This is pretty hilarious though.
citrusmirakel - 2009-01-23
"Affleck is really good!"

You don't lose your job for saying that?
StanleyPain - 2009-01-23
You should lose a limb for putting "Affleck" in a positive sentence with the word "nuance."
DrVital - 2009-01-23
"Electric Nachos?"

Siskel would not have enjoyed this movie...
Miskimo - 2009-01-23
pretty dark stuff
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-01-23
"ingenious fight scenes..."

"Affleck is really good..."

"I didn't kill your father!"

"You're beautiful" (dopey smile)
Gwago - 2009-01-23
"...his legs were also affected by the chemicals..."

Come on, Ebert, shut the fuck up. You just totally made that up to justify your shitty review.
Jeff Fries - 2009-01-23
He's sort of the mama to Roeper's Alexyss Taylor here.

"I like that he jumps"

DerangedGoblin - 2009-01-23
"You ain't say nothing about no pussy police."

Consuela the Cuban Whore - 2009-01-23
Maybe they were seeing the movie they WANTED it to be instead of what it was. I saw the 'director's cut' and it takes the movie from horrid to dull.
IrishWhiskey - 2009-01-23
The only sadness and confusion I remember came from the audience.

He was right that the characters weren't upstaged by the special effects. Its just not a good thing.
Camonk - 2009-01-23
"The thinking man's superhero movie." That right there should have been enough to have the fat one shot repeatedly.
Jeff Fries - 2009-01-25
full of novocaine in the jaw before ripping it out forever

Riskbreaker - 2010-02-01
What the fuck Ebert.
Candlejackv616 - 2010-04-17
I'm sure if he had a dollar for every time he's heard that, he'd have enough money to buy 5 new titanium jaws with built in bluetooth tech.

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