Camonk Making a bad, low-budget version of a bad, low-budget movie is like trying to satirize Dr. Strangelove. It gets even worse in that they're spoofing a movie that's already pretty effectively spoofing its source material.
Dinkin Flicka There is one word in that first sentence that doesn't quite fit... Hints: Starts with a B, is used twice (this is referencing the second use). Consider revising.
thegreatandmightywhoopass The guy pretending to be Ash thinks he is awesome. He touches himself at night and feels justified.
thatonegirl The lightsabers at the end are a nice touch.
Hooper_X Those guys totally fought over who got to be Ash.