At first, I was all like "THAT CHICKEN THAT'S TIED TO THAT CAR WITH THE SPECIALLY BUILT CAGE ON IT TO TIE CHICKENS TO WHILE TIGERS RUN ALL OVER IT - THAT CHICKEN WILL TOTALLY KICK A TIGER'S ASS" and then the video was all like "NUH-UH!" and then the Japanese girl was all like "KAWAII!! DOMO BUKKAKE!"