Aw Shit

For some reason I keep thinking this is fake. Might not be. But, damn, the odds of it penetrating that easily makes you think this guy has a serious case of greasy hair or planned in advance.

Insertion into elephants week?

Maybe it's a girl elephant that belongs to a sorority.

What a shithead.

Sadly, I came up with that right before the announcer called him a butthead.

BLORP! *TRUMPET* *SCREAM* *TRUMPET* BLORP! *BARF*

*LAFFING SAL*

(BONUS BLORP!)

I think I would have reacted almost exactly as the girl did.

Step 1: Terrified, girlish squeal.
Step 2: Pull his head out of the elephant's ass
Step 3: Laugh hard at the puking guy.

i can't tell what's happening, did the girl spray him with the hose, scaring him into sticking his head into the elephant's ass? if so, what a bitch.

Visual metaphor for the 2009 GOP.

Man, this video is like '98 Internet. I didn't know anyone still kept records that far back.

I like to think the squishy noises were not edited in.

You know, I'm always looking forward to videos with titles like this - if they're true to their name, there's no way they can fail....

UNLESS it's some retarded Funniest Home Videos with that stupid fucking announcer and some lame-ass sound effects just to make sure that the event in itself isn't THAT funny.

For the stupid color commentary