COME ON PEOPLE
Yes, these were made in the 90s but they were recently uploaded to the WORLD WIDE WEB which is TOTALLY COOL!!
Adding more cinema to violent games means there's now nothing wrong with them? What? Why?
"And that's one of the principles on what's flights of fantasy was founded"
|Jack Dalton |
At some point--maybe several years from now--every single "Gaming in the Clinton Years" video will have been posted on poetv, for better or worse...
And then we will discover this same guy has secretly amassed video game reviews for every game made during the Bush years.
The real tragedy here is that I have to ask, "which Bush years?"
Maybe we should switch to "Gaming in the Roosevelt years"?
OMG the violence!!
The amount of bullshit he's cheerily vomiting up just makes me want to punch him.
"IF THIS WERE A MOVIE YOU'D WET YOUR PANTS!!!!!!!"
If you imagine in these videos that this guy is reading some elementary school level essays out loud, they kind of take on a new dimension.
The over-realistic animation and sound effects don't butter this over.
When he says "If this were a movie, you'd wet your pants!", he sounds exactly like Fred Schneider.
"Butter this over"
Also, way to ruin the one big cheap scare in Resident Evil.
That may be the first time ever that RE1 was described as having hyper realistic anything
After hearing this guy make breast cancer jokes in the Tomb Raider review, I want to know what he thinks of sex in video games too.
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