Stars for the wierd Twin Peaks gibberish at the end. The first half is worthless.
I hate this man. Billy Mays should kick his ass.
This video seems like it was made for the sole purpose of being featured on his ED page.
I have always been a Chef Tony sort of guy. The way the grease shines off his dumpy face and the fact that the outfit he wears has "Chef Tony" lovingly stitched out, as if he was really a chef.
Also, I tend to define the pitchmen by the products they shill. And those Brown & Crisp bags that Tony sold a few years ago were really the most terrible product I've ever witnessed. For those that don't know, these things were nothing but that reflective lining they put in every single microwavable frozen food product, only they were being sold without the frozen food to idiot consumers. Packs of twelve now are sold for 10 bucks, but I'm pretty sure they sold for 20-30 dollars when they first came out.
I thought Vince's shit was going to end with Shamwow. But with this product I see that he wants to move in on Billy's turf. But Billy will destroy Vince faster than Oxyclean destroys stains.
Actually, Vince rebuilt himself with the Slap Chop before he was selling the Sham-wow and after his movie failed.
Cena I'm afraid this is where we part company. While Billy is a force, he does not have the subtle coolness that Vince brings to our life.
I hate to agree with Billy Buttsex or whoever this is. But Billy Mays could take Vince apart with one fucking hand. Billy Mays is insane and he is a cagey old fighter. Vince may be scrappy but I will you this: Billy Mays leaves chunks of guys like Vince in his stool. Particles of guys like Vince are left as nothing but skidmarks in Billy's underwear--until he gets rid of them entirely with a fucking Oxyclean pen.
lets talk about this some more
|Frank Rizzo |
Man From Another Place!
probably this would be three stars if i was sober
Beware of Germany.
Billy the Poet
You think it's all mopeds and bad dance music now, but they're ALWAYS ready.
I don't watch very many youtubepoops so I didn't know they did reverse audio and I was dumbfoiled when the first lady came on.
|Man Who Fights Like Woman |
Well that was pretty goddamn awesome, at least at the end.
The only actually funny shamwow mashup I've seen is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmlE71n-gFs
This one, not so much.
I dig it.
I support this.
|Steve Airport |
We're going to give you the Graty, in the ass.
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