|Frank Rizzo |
his tears taste like miracle ice cream.
needs a "why the terrorists hate us" tag.
Terrorists hate us because we have football, and all they have is a shitty game where they ride horses and throw a dead goat into a circle.
I'm happy because even though my #1 team the Atlanta Falcons lost in the first round of the playoff they still exceeded everybody's expectations by getting that far. Matt Ryan not only won rookie of the year, but he also doesn't kill dogs.
I almost forgot: everyone from Atlanta is gay.
No, the terrorists hate us because of these kinds of "First World" problems where someone can actually cry about something as fucking retarded as football and have that be the big issue of their day, as opposed to trying to survive in a war torn country that has been made worse by the very same people whose everyday concerns are, apparently, whether or not a football team wins.
Cumonk, Granted Atlanta is the gay capital of the south they are still a minority. They rule Midtown, but I hardly ever go there.
StanleLame, We did not make their lives worse, they did. The cause of their misery is their backwards, insane, religion. If they were advancing technology like us rather than worrying over how much skin their women can show maybe their lives wouldn't be shit.
How come you liberals criticize this man for crying about football, whereas, you're beloved Europeans do far crazier things over their "sport" of soccer?
'sup Cena FART?
You're still my favorite poster. And I really like this one poster with dolphins on it.
This is the exact same mindset that leads to a person supporting a policy, religion, candidate, or mindset regardless of whether it's right or wrong. "I don't care if the other ones are better, we're best".
I wish every sports nerd could get yelled in their face like that...
...I'm going back to my video games...
Sports nerds are not nerds, where as you are a true nerd. Go back to your video games and continue to not be cool.
1. Cena does not wear spandex.
2. Though the endings are predetermined they take much shit in that ring. The blood is real, the pain is real, the passion is real.
3. Cena is a true rapper who respects the game and is respected by rappers like Jay Z and Bumpy Knuckles.
4. It has nothing to do with repressed sexual urges.
It's just POETV NEEEEEEEEEEEERD
You know I'm not a nerd. I hate anime, work out, and watch football.
I thought this article to be à-propos
Basically, football and brains dont mix.
Crying fatso is just being sympathetic.
Cena_Mark, you fucking dick eating dick eater, you lose ALL your "Libertarian" points for even caring about football. See my own comment on this below---no self-respecting anarchist/libertarian type would give a shit about any organized sport.
Five stars for 1:33. Even his friends hate him.
AND THAT JUST MAKES HIM CRY HARDER
|Jeff Fries |
They aren't pulling this shit in San Diego. New Yorkers must be the new pussies.
Sports that dont involve skateboards.
The "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" guy needs to say this on the jumbotron of every football stadium whenever the home team loses.
|Son of Slam |
5 stars for the mocking chick in the beginning.
And you lost to the Eagles. Suck it.
5 stars because I can't stand it when someone says "we" in reference to a sports team. Like they're out there themselves catching passes or hitting home runs or some shit.
Torture the Artist
He actually points at himself when he says it.
This guy's life is a goddamn mess and he makes me feel bad for liking football.
This grown man actually cares about a thing that has a bunch of other grown men putting on matching clothes and running around in a field for several hours to the point where it makes him cry because his favorite group of grown men wearing matching clothes did a poor job of running around in a field.
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