I was thinking "segway faceplant, that's not supposed to be able to happen (except the early recalled versions, and on slippery terrain)". Then I saw the wheels rub, and thought "yep, that would do it".
stars for each of the rapid-fire replays @ :18
I only wish it had been the annoying show-off girl instead
Fair enough punishment for riding a Segway.
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
Please complete my glee by filing a lawsuit.
|Frank Rizzo |
stupid bitch forced a pole into the right half of the complex plane.
|HURF BLURF DUH |
also: "Oof" just isn't used in writing enough anymore
-1 star because it wasn't the annoying dancing girl making that stupid "da da DA da da DA" noise that I just wanted to strangle right out of her fucking throat.
True, very true... but somehow the fact that it was the straggler (the obviously uncomfortable, unsure of herself, low self-esteem and struggling to fit in) member of da da DA da da DA Girl's Posse that faceplanted gives it that extra edge of the pathetic that makes this just oh so sweet.
|Rape Van Winkle |
haw haw +5 for the rapid replay.
That is one FINE faceplant worthy of many stars.
Thats what you get when you try to haul ass on a segway.
Also when you're a woman.
Even a fucking chimp was better than you.
Segway-assisted HEADBUTT PLANET EARTH.
|King of Balls |
Women are not funny and sometimes it's good to see them punished for that.
|La Loco |
That's what they get for being alive. hahahahahahahahahah!!!
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