What a dick! I lost it after the fish bit him.
|Torture the Artist |
Completely bugging the shit out of the ocean.
Last 30 seconds show the worst of the abuse.
I hope he gets some shit from the people who know him.
|Syd Midnight |
Totally justifies at least one fugu-related death
There's a US/Iraq metaphor in there somewhere...
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
And just look what the ocean did to Steve Irwin after he pissed it off enough.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Pufferfish: the obese hummingbirds of the sea.
Also, Jacques Cousteau would smack the shit out of this kid. Where is his ghost when we need him?
Ha Ha, Pufferfish! Your evolved defenses are nothing against one douchebag with gloves!
Wow, what a dick.
that's a (deservedly) pissed of fish if I've ever seen one
|Wonko the Sane |
The really sad thing is that fish likely died. Tormenting pufferfish can lead to over inflation (seriously)
I have a puffer in my tank, and puffing is a serious event that can easily lead to over stress and death.
Where is the moray eel, maybe he can feed it some hotdogs.
Though my puffers never did this (thank god) I think they jind it difficult to deflate and become a slow moving target for any other ocean predator that has time to work out how to get past those defences.
This guy is definitely a giant asshole, as has been established, and could use a pretty sound beating. However, damned if I didn't chuckle at the futile fluttering of this little guy's fins.
why the idea of dolphins taking over the planet and wiping out humanity isn't too far fetched
puffer fish are the cutest fish. why would someone do this?
he just got back from a war. he probably rapes them afterward then laughs about it.
Jesus christ. You get in a low gravity environment and all of a sudden this asshole thinks he's a Harlem fucking Globetrotter.
|La Loco |
That guy is a bully. I hope he get's eaten by a shark. Then shit out and eaten again.
I hope polar bears scare him into a defensive fetal position and then bat him around the ice like a hockey puck for a couple hours for fun.
Puffer Fish: The Kittens of the Sea
fish are here for our amusement
|Aubrey McFate |
You all have thought about doing something like this when you first saw a pufferfish. Admit it.
|Mayberry Pancakes |
GOOOOD STOOOOP ITTTTT flapflapflapflapflap
I refuse to believe this poor creature died. It grew old and fat and happy, and possibly came to earth to bite this guy in the crotch.
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
Puffer fish: You know I'm going to find a way to kill you, right?
Diver: Weee hee hee
Never let this guy near any buttons that say "do not touch."
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Embarrassed of his behaviour and grumpy comments probably.
We'll have no choice but to pass on his douchebaggery through word of mouth -- and the story would of course get more fantastic with each iteration.
Now as I recall he inflated a pufferfish and took it out of the water, bouncing it on the deck of his luxury yacht like a tiny basketball.
Didn't he take two and fill one with helium and the other with suplhur hexaflouride?
Not only do I pity the fish, but also the priest who will have to clean off those steps.
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