kiint
there is no goose

mouser
Our Canadian army sucks. But our trained stealth geese are a killer.

Hugo Gorilla
That engine's goose was cooked.

big pincers
YYEAAHHH!!!

kiint
was

Frank Rizzo
but the explosion was priceless

Noober
Actually no, they cost a quarter of a million, it's just that they have to blow every other one up for quality control

zatojones
Because the engine has to take in a certain amount of air in order to burn enough fuel quickly enough to create enough thrust to push the airplane, which weighs a certain amount, fast enough to sustain flight. When you start restricting air intake you decrease the efficiency of the engine which results in less thrust and ultimately less ability to push that airplane. Given that catastrophic FOD is relatively rare it's not worth doing.

mouser
I have a feeling the question wasn't really serious.

It's obvious a Labrador retriever would be way more efficient at keeping the flocks away.

hornung
how would chicken wire stop a goose?
gray geese and wild turkeys are nature's smartest animals found in nature and can figure out how to circumnavigate simple protective devices.

NineEleven
what about if you put a grid of lasers in front

Desidiosus
Maybe it would just be safer for people and geese if we all just took up yogic flying.

glendower
Maybe they could put a wolf cub near the engine to scare away the geese.

Triggerbaby
That's what the geese want you to think.

Konversekid
You can even hear someone say "fire" before the explosion.

Hooper_X
hahahah, I thought for a minute that was the one they were throwing the goose at.

j lzrd / swift idiot
And an awesome fan blade failure it was.

SolRo, you did it again. Rate the video, not the misinformed title. A jet engine fucking explodes, and you're stomping about, puffing up and bellowing about inaccuracy. You could have given it its rightful rating, THEN gone apoplectic. You're not very good at having your cake and eating it too.

RockBolt
YEAH ALL YOU STUPID IDIOTS, GOD

SolRo
also, there are much better videos of blade failure tests than this, like in the hopper.

robotkarateman
Submitted by SolRo.

MrBuddy
Out of the hopper. http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=52400
The other video explains what's going on but this video is more exciting.

robotkarateman
What's truly sad is I was joking. I didn't know the ones in the hopper really were his and he was being a prattling twat by declaring "MY VIDEOZ IZ BETR THEN URS!!!" and 1-starring this.

I think that's the douchiest thing I've ever seen on PoeTV.