Why did you post just a regular infomercial?
Fuckin' Optimus Prime can't tear this shit off!
Green-to-white technology? Like in Star Trek!
Good concept, but there is like two jokes in there and one of them is 'SOMEONE IS SWEARING'
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Good idea, poor execution.
Look at this cup. Now it's a mug, why not?
Imagine what Shamwow Vince could've done with this material.
You can get this shit at home depot, its called Plumbers Epoxy or Plumbers Putty. It's a simple 2 part epoxy putty that dries rock hard in minutes.
what aisle is it in?
It is either with the adhesives or near the end of one of the isles in the plumbing area.
turn several hundred cups into mugs obviously.
Billy Mays' dontdatehimgirl.com's profile:
"DON'T DATE BILLY MAYS HE'S REALLY LOUD AND HE TRIES TO SELL YOU *** DURING SEX LIKE OXYCLEAN AND AT ONE POINT HE FLIPPED ME ON MY STOMACH AND SHOVED A HERCULES HOOK UP MY ***. ALSO, THE JOKES ABOUT HOW HE MAKES HIS OWN MIGHTY PUTTY ARE JUST UNBEARABLE."
This seemed to get funnier as it went on. More infomercials need vaguely pissy, disinterested voice overs.
baleen, is that you?
for some reason i found "look at this cup now it's a mug, why not" to be the high point. probably because the pedant within was shouting "that's not a cup it's a broken mug didn't you see the infomercial dude"
i don't care that shit is fuckin' hilarious!!!
hey! that's not billy mays!
He lived his life like a ShamWow in the wind
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