GusPlease, remember when you were living in L.A. and training for the Golden Gloves and shaving your head with a Bic razor and stealing Pepsi machines? This kind of reminded me of all that.
Hey lets take a successful game where the fun is stealing cars and driving them through pedestrians until they explode, but lets add 5 minute cutscenes between the stealing cars, except then you drive the car safely to a garage.
yeah but the cutscenes are skippable
in fact i just skipped this one
San Andreas had awesome characters and some hysterical scenes - GTA IV, not so much. Brucie was one of the few characters I was actually entertained by.
Theses were the least-bad cutscenes in a game with nothing but horrible cutscenes.
This neither justifiably horrible, nor awesome.
5 stars for hyped up insecure douchebag stereotype
-2 stars for it being poorly executed
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
The most awesome bro-date. EVER. I heart Brucie with a subliminated mancrush. If only he had guns or backup, I'd call him all the fucking time for things not having to do with bro-dating.
Brucie's were the only calls I would answer. I will gladly throw darts with you, sir.
I never played this game, so I don't know why this is supposed to be interesting.
i read on an FAQ somewhere that the chinese character tattooed on Brucie's chest translates to "shemale"
if its true, that explains a lot
Good game, but too limited in scope. Where the fuck is my mountain bike that can jump a one story building? Wheres my parachute? Wheres my leer jet? What the fuck, rockstar, you give me one gimped up helicopter?
Regardless, Brucie and Jacob, they's my niggas.
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