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Desc:Denny's continues its superbowl campaign against fun.
Category:Advertisements
Tags:pancakes, Gangsters, dennys
Submitted:Xiphias
Date:02/02/09
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Sean Robinson
Why does Denny's think that Martin Scorsese, a guy with a poodle perm toupee and Michael Ian Black don't want fun pancakes?

Were they taken over by angry concrete balls?


Xiphias
Every restaurant that sells goofy Green Man pancakes also sells regular pancakes. But you didn't order the fucking plain buttermilk short stack, now did you?

You, the gangster, just wanted a little light-hearted fun in your otherwise violent and stressful life, but Denny's is all "no you have to be serious" even though it is 7 am, you have a fucking hangover, you're plotting a dude's death, and when you're eating at a fucking Denny's you've waived all rights to even the slightest shred of human dignity before you even order the Clownstack Pancake Party (tm).

Sean Robinson
Maybe the gangsters ordered the face-cakes because they resembled the man they were about to kill, or men who they had already killed.

Maybe the secret to their strength is that they consume destroy their fear and disgust of death by destroying the delicious faces.

Xiphias
Or, quite possibly, they're being monitored by the feds, and the pancakes are a secret code. "If I order the Banana-Berry Whirl (tm), that means the coke is hidden inside of the 95 miata down at Brucie's junk yard."

The loud conversation about murdering a guy is just to throw the feds off the trail, you see.

They're not very good gansters.

Sean Robinson
"Thisa restauranta, the pancakesa they not so gooda with the gomba faces, but theya madea by my daughtera and she has thea scoliosisa so we pretenda.

And ifa Denny's a thinka theya coming downa intoa mya neighbourhoodi witha theira fancy business mana pancakesa theya gonna finda outa thata you don't a messa witha la mia famiglia."

Xiphias
"Jesus, Larry, you were born in Albany."

Hooper_X
Fucking magnificent.

Cleaner82
Because when you're plotting murder, the last thing you need is bullshittery.

Denny's.
poopskin
by the way, if your route to work involves passing a Denny's, you might want to take another route.
Caminante Nocturno
It takes a real man to have the courage to order a happy pancake in front of your thugs.
UnderANeonHalo
Those pancakes are just an excuse to kill anyone who snickers, that bastard is as blood thirsty as they come.

Frank Rizzo
Free Dennys breakfast?

No thanks, still not worth it...
kingofthenothing
I thought the one guy was Tony Bourdain at first. Then it dawned on me that's it's actually Tim Curry.
Chibisuke
Those poor waitresses.

How many assholes do you suppose won't leave a tip?
chumbucket
they missed the opportunity to bring together Deniro, Sizemore, Kilmer and Haysbert to plan a bank job while choosing what flavor of syrups are available
kingarthur
Anyone else notice how closely the set matches the eatery in Goodfellas?
Cleaner82
Oddly, I was actually very impressed with the cinematography.

Michael Houser
I'm glad I checked the comments in here. Made my night.
Oh jesus it's 2:00 am!!!
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