|Sean Robinson - 2009-02-02 |
Why does Denny's think that Martin Scorsese, a guy with a poodle perm toupee and Michael Ian Black don't want fun pancakes?
Were they taken over by angry concrete balls?
Maybe the gangsters ordered the face-cakes because they resembled the man they were about to kill, or men who they had already killed.
Maybe the secret to their strength is that they consume destroy their fear and disgust of death by destroying the delicious faces.
Or, quite possibly, they're being monitored by the feds, and the pancakes are a secret code. "If I order the Banana-Berry Whirl (tm), that means the coke is hidden inside of the 95 miata down at Brucie's junk yard."
The loud conversation about murdering a guy is just to throw the feds off the trail, you see.
They're not very good gansters.
"Thisa restauranta, the pancakesa they not so gooda with the gomba faces, but theya madea by my daughtera and she has thea scoliosisa so we pretenda.
And ifa Denny's a thinka theya coming downa intoa mya neighbourhoodi witha theira fancy business mana pancakesa theya gonna finda outa thata you don't a messa witha la mia famiglia."
"Jesus, Larry, you were born in Albany."
|Cleaner82 - 2009-02-02 |
Because when you're plotting murder, the last thing you need is bullshittery.
|poopskin - 2009-02-02 |
by the way, if your route to work involves passing a Denny's, you might want to take another route.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2009-02-02 |
It takes a real man to have the courage to order a happy pancake in front of your thugs.
|Frank Rizzo - 2009-02-02 |
Free Dennys breakfast?
No thanks, still not worth it...
|kingofthenothing - 2009-02-02 |
I thought the one guy was Tony Bourdain at first. Then it dawned on me that's it's actually Tim Curry.
|Chibisuke - 2009-02-02 |
Those poor waitresses.
How many assholes do you suppose won't leave a tip?
|chumbucket - 2009-02-02 |
they missed the opportunity to bring together Deniro, Sizemore, Kilmer and Haysbert to plan a bank job while choosing what flavor of syrups are available
|kingarthur - 2009-02-03 |
Anyone else notice how closely the set matches the eatery in Goodfellas?
Oddly, I was actually very impressed with the cinematography.
|Michael Houser - 2009-02-03 |
I'm glad I checked the comments in here. Made my night.
Oh jesus it's 2:00 am!!!
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