schwaeg87 Saw that one coming immediately after I clicked the "submit" button. I have never regretted anything more in my entire life.
UnderANeonHalo One time I was discussing Sci-Fi authors with several friends. Well I comment on being fond of Phlip K Dick, only instead I say very loudly in a restaurant "But ya know, I really love Dick." It didn't help that my gay friends boyfriend looked me dead in the eye and said "I've been waiting for you to say that since the day we met."