Yeah, you fucker! Headbutt that table! BICYCLE-ASSISTED HEADBUTT.

dupe

I can't give morons failing at their moronic stunts any less than four stars; I've got to take one off, though, since his sternum clearly takes the brunt of the fall.

I'm not sure it's the concussions that lead to brain injury, more like they're a symptom of something already there.

he came

This had me on the verge of pissing myself.
Fucking A+++