Ok, I give up, everyone is the antichrist. You happy now?
I looked up your name with my bible code program, Udderdude, and guess which verse I found your name in!
Song of Solomon 7:7-9
7 Your stature is like that of the palm,
and your breasts like clusters of fruit.
8 I said, "I will climb the palm tree;
I will take hold of its fruit."
"Two Jewish researchers, Joel Gallis and Dr. Robert Wolf wrote an article in August 2008 when Hillary was the front runner and John Mcain was in strong pursuit."
Men get two names, women get one.
Super sex-god presidents get three.
You know, there is one candidate who is untainted by the NWO and the mark of Cain (black),
Bill O'reilly said he was an arab... and–and lottery numbers are statistically impossible! and if you translate Obama's name and then turn each of the letters into a numeral using this obscure code and add them together you get another number!... 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9–these are all important numbers in the BIBLE! Now here's something some Jewish guy wrote on a web forum.
+ 5 stars for being the craziest "Obama is the antichrist" video I've seen so far. Let's hope someone can top it.
OMG I GOT CHILLS.
Actually, Qi taught me that the Number of the Beast is not 666, but 616.
Whoopsie, I forgot that "the veracity of the associations cannot be disputed."
Shame on me, and shame on the rest of you as well.
Youtube comments also worth checking out. Apparently the poster thinks Tim Lahaye, of Left Behind fame, isn't quite hardcore enough.
OBAMA SAYS THINGS, BUT SOME OTHER PEOPLE SAID OTHER THINGS AND THESE ARE FACTS YOU CANNOT DENY
Flabbergasting. So... 5, i guess.
|Frank Rizzo |
far too many god damn words.
My name is Brandon Lee Groesbeck.
Bruce Lee's son was named Brandon Lee.
By your logic this PROVES that I am a karate master.
Wait, sorry. I had that backwards.
This proves that he was an overweight, homosexual furry.
1.) The chances of that states lotto being that number on the night of Obama's election? Highly improbable (not impossible).
The chances of there being a lotto somewhere in the country that contains numbers this guy can find significant occurring vaguely near an important date in the election? Pretty damn likely.
2.) We also beat King George, then elected George Washington. However did we survive?
4.) If their nickname was 'Apostasy', it might carry more weight.
5.) I never realized 'blessed' was such a scary word.
6.) Well thanks to Florida, all US Presidents are now but into power by old Jews. Them, and dumbass undecided Ohioans.
7.) VANILLA ICE DID 9/11!
Now there's some effort put into your crazy.
blahblahblahwordswordswords swelling music blahblahblahwordswordswords 666 blahblahblahwordswordswords
A fine rendition of Beavis and Butthead watching this video.
actually that would be more a:
"huhuhuh words huhuhuh"
ALL HAIL BLESSED HANDSOME LEANING!
Okay, some of these are a little silly but the Magic Word Jumble says he's some sort of space dragon, and that's good enough for me.
Plus, HIS MIDDLE NAME IS "HUSSIEN," PEOPLE. HE WAS NAMED IN HONOR OF THE MAN WHO BOMBED THE 9/11.
Mine's just creepy
The Revelation to Saint John 12:4
And his tail draweth the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth and the dragon standeth before the woman that is about to be delivered, that when she is delivered he may devour her child.
The statistical likelihood of these lottery numbers coming up the night after Obama was elected is...
...the same as every other night ever.
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