Daughters of Uzbek 
Really, really disturbing.
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Gurlugon
How can Chuck E Cheese be anything but pure trauma for kids
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boner
Would be 5 stars if they did Dirty Diana
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B_Ko
i fail to see how a song about a woman getting shot is good for Chuck E. Cheese
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gooseneck
That's from Showbiz Pizza Place. Billy Bob Brockali is twice as creepy as Chuck E. Cheese.
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Hildegard Landstrom
Jesus. Whoever created those things must despise children.
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Aoi
That may actually be more disturbing than the current Michael Jackson.
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Caminante
The ape on drums looks like he's just as disturbed at this as we are.
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Xiphias
seeing these things in person as a young child gave me schizoaffective disorder
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BornAgainCannibal
I find it hard to narrow down what precisely hurts the most about these creatures.
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athodyd
Why is the mouse made up so whorishly?
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Corman's Inferno
Turning these things into Chucky Cheese characters didn't make them less creepy.
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Concerned Citizen
This freakin' ROCKS! SHIMON!! Aooow!
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gonegirl
Oh, Showbiz Pizza, mecca of my childhood, may you rest in peace.
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bopeton
Michael Jackson-singing robot furries. I wonder whose job is was to build those things.
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commandocucumber i wonder if they were forced to, or if they did it of their own free will.
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jrr
And right here we have the inspiration for those ipod dancing ads.
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Aress
Robots singing about murderous crimes for children = 5 stars.
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josiahsuarez
that is terrifying
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Portaxx
Oh God I remember these things. I like how the gorilla's suspiciously eyeballing the others.
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baleen
thanks
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doc duodenum
The polar bear with the shaved face is the most fucked up looking one there
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Vicious
This is the most terrifying thing I've ever seen.
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Jenigma
is this real? it isn't real, is it? someone? oh god
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poopskin
:'(
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Gojira1000
fuckity fuck fuck. Animatronics are bad at the best of times
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magical man
SWEET JESUS the girl mouse-looking one with the makeup gaahhhh
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Urburos
I have no idea what you people are doing in my house, but I love this song. Keep singing.
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merzbau
can't sleep robots will eat me
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tamago
Just think guys: There's probably furry porn of these things. Sweet dreams.
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Hailey2006
My sister got a 45 of them singing "Birthday" by the Beatles!
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Tyfus
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
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Atomic Powered Jack-O-Lantern
Why is this so terrifying? I couldn't tell you. But it is.
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nubilus
kill them all
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Ahriman the Creepy Lurker
I don't know what the hell those are, but they must be stopped with fire.
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FABIO2
The gorilla is waiting for the right time to make a break for it before everyone drinks the kool aid.
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Pie Boy
-1 for the random iPod breaks distracting us from the pure horror that is this video.
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j lzrd / swift idiot
Nuke them from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
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dementomstie
Hey, you know what kids love to hear while eating pizza? Songs about a possible murder! Who said it was OK for creepy ass animitronic furries to sing about "blood stains on the carpet"?
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oogaBooga
Fucking scary how their facial expressions go.
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Keefu
oh no
oh no no no no no no
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detc
Watched while drunk, got 20 seconds in, paused it and posted this comment.
I can't do it. I just looked out the window and now I'm completely convinced that I'm going to die at the hands/claws of some merciless pizza chain mascot.
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joelkazoo
I like-ed-ed this a lawt!
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