Really, really disturbing.

How can Chuck E Cheese be anything but pure trauma for kids

Would be 5 stars if they did Dirty Diana

i fail to see how a song about a woman getting shot is good for Chuck E. Cheese

That's from Showbiz Pizza Place. Billy Bob Brockali is twice as creepy as Chuck E. Cheese.

Jesus. Whoever created those things must despise children.

That may actually be more disturbing than the current Michael Jackson.

The ape on drums looks like he's just as disturbed at this as we are.

seeing these things in person as a young child gave me schizoaffective disorder

I find it hard to narrow down what precisely hurts the most about these creatures.

Why is the mouse made up so whorishly?

Turning these things into Chucky Cheese characters didn't make them less creepy.

This freakin' ROCKS! SHIMON!! Aooow!

Oh, Showbiz Pizza, mecca of my childhood, may you rest in peace.

Michael Jackson-singing robot furries. I wonder whose job is was to build those things.

And right here we have the inspiration for those ipod dancing ads.

Robots singing about murderous crimes for children = 5 stars.

that is terrifying

Oh God I remember these things. I like how the gorilla's suspiciously eyeballing the others.

thanks

The polar bear with the shaved face is the most fucked up looking one there

This is the most terrifying thing I've ever seen.

is this real? it isn't real, is it? someone? oh god

:'(

fuckity fuck fuck. Animatronics are bad at the best of times

SWEET JESUS the girl mouse-looking one with the makeup gaahhhh

I have no idea what you people are doing in my house, but I love this song. Keep singing.

can't sleep robots will eat me

Just think guys: There's probably furry porn of these things. Sweet dreams.

My sister got a 45 of them singing "Birthday" by the Beatles!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Why is this so terrifying? I couldn't tell you. But it is.

kill them all

I don't know what the hell those are, but they must be stopped with fire.

The gorilla is waiting for the right time to make a break for it before everyone drinks the kool aid.

-1 for the random iPod breaks distracting us from the pure horror that is this video.

Nuke them from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.

Hey, you know what kids love to hear while eating pizza? Songs about a possible murder! Who said it was OK for creepy ass animitronic furries to sing about "blood stains on the carpet"?

Fucking scary how their facial expressions go.

oh no

oh no no no no no no

Watched while drunk, got 20 seconds in, paused it and posted this comment.

I can't do it. I just looked out the window and now I'm completely convinced that I'm going to die at the hands/claws of some merciless pizza chain mascot.

I like-ed-ed this a lawt!