I remember a comment Sunday School Musical not that long ago accusing Christians of scratching the barcodes off of whatever's popular and then slapping Christianity on that product.
To whoever wrote that comment...
Look what you have done!

If I saw a woman wearing a shirt that said "Ex-Masturbator" my first thought would be that she must be pretty horney, and therefore she might be easy to fuck.

... something about two ladies discussion self pleasure excites me. I think I'm going to fall off the masturbation wagon now.

I'm an ex-maturbater. But I have a boyfriend now.

I'm an X-Masturbator, or as I like to call myself, MYSTERIOUS MASTURBATOR X!

MYSTERIOUS MASTURBATOR X, CHAMPION OF JUSTICE!

I know she's using the phrase, 'in bondage' in a completly non-sexual way.....but my mind can't process it.

I'm an ex-masturbator in the sense that I'm not currently masturbating right this minute. But I was a masturbator this morning before I left for work, and I'll probably fall off the masturbation wagon within 5 minutes of getting home. It's a vicious cycle.

promotion of masturbation? who's doing that and how are those profit margins?

also between seeing this and the "let's talk about what punk means" video, I'm wanting to know what's taking the terrorists so long to end it all.

Some of us need a t-shirt that says "I'm masturbating right now".

this video doesn't work for me for some reason. If there's a link to actually purchase this t-shirt, can someone please post it for me? I want one.

Meh, fuck em. But shit, at least they aren't cooking up crack and having 54,834 kids.

Perhaps the only thing that could trump a "masturbator" shirt for pathetic rating.

The most bogus shirt indeed.

"Yeah baby, I used to masturbate. I mean, I still do, but I used to too."

Skip to 17:20 for something that brings up a lot of psychological questions.

They're all insane. But I kind of want an Ex-Diva shirt.

EX-WORLD CLASS MUFFDIVER WHO LIKELY WILL BE RENEWING HIS TITLE SOON

"Homosexuality is like the in thing right now, everyone wants to do it, everyone is trying it"

EX-Masturbator.

Your ex. I masturbated to her.

"Wassup Wankster?"

Also, "masturbate" means "to stir up with the hands" etymologically.

Manus Turbare

I love how they've also got an "ex-hypocrite" T-shirt.

Holy shit, I think I really want the "ex-rebel" and "ex-hustler" shirts

I'm so glad someone submitted this. I watched this entire video one day and was just blown away by the rationale. At one point the "ex lesbian" girl says something like "I always knew it was a sin, but didn't know why. It's not in the scriptures, but you just KNOW it's an empty and evil thing to do" ... and then later, while recounting a conversation with her mother about the shirt, she says something about it BEING AGAINST THE WORD OF GOD (scripture).

Also, for a group of moral and chaste young adults, they SURE TALK A WHOLE LOT about sex, and very candidly. That room probably stunk with hormones.

I'm an Ex-ex-masturbator.

FAP!