Caminante Nocturno Okay, THIS one is my new favorite, and I can explain why.
TeenerTot Ah! That's why my resume looks weak...too many presidents, not enough assassination!
Camonk I'd rather Andy Rooney be assassinated than nearly anything else on Earth. Except for Joe the Plumber being assassinated. That would be so fucking awesome.
Desidiosus Maybe we can put them both in an arena and have them fight to the death?
Camonk I'm pretty sure Joe could take Andy and I'm just not comfortable with that. Maybe if was Andy and Geraldo together.
CharlesSmith Geraldo vs. Joe, the winner gets the priviledge of killing Andy Rooney and a free deserted island that they are exiled to for the rest of their life. There are no computers or television cameras on said island.