|wart - 2009-02-07 |
5 stars for the sequence where he destroys his vibrator.
I still want to know why a _straight_ (*tee hee*) male who's never had a girlfriend owns one. Though, if he needs a sailor moon poster to "help keep [him] straight" I think I already know the answer to that.
oops, wrong place dammit.
wart, you seem to know more about CWC than others...
Is there a place to go where I could read transcripts of what he's saying? Because sometimes he gets his grammar screwed up, and I would think it would be really interesting to find out what exactly he said (for any Freudian insights).
I don't think transcripts are widely available, but lots of people do copy his videos on youtube and add their own annotations; that might help.
|Longshot- - 2009-02-07 |
Look, he's channeling that retard rage into breaking shit.
|Chancho - 2009-02-07 |
If he understands non-verbal clues, I doubt he has ass burgers. I think he's just a garden-variety village idiot.
Seriously. Nobody's a good, old-fashioned weirdo or a geek anymore.
Seems more likely that he has Asperger's and learned about non-verbal cues as part of treatment.
I totally got the Optimus Prime thing. I saw it and was like, HE HOLDS PRIME TO MAINTAIN HIS MANHOOD. So, that logic is perfectly clear to a totally normal person such as myself. Chris-chan = alll right.
the fact that he uses the term "non-verbal cues" pretty much proves he's autistic to me and hell, I work with autistic people all day....and this is beyond cruel at this point.
I also am in charge of an autistic child. And even though he's "non-verbal" (I put that in quotes cause he can scream like nobody's business), I notice that verbal and non-verbal autistic people share common ticks and mannerisms that I just don't see in Chris-chan. I'm probably wrong for doubting that he has autism, cause I've never seen him walking around or interacting with somebody else on camera, and also cause autism is a much broader disorder than the box I try to put it in.
But if I got to play "diagnose the patient by watching the video", then I would say that CWC has Mental Retardation with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder instead of Autism. And I would also say that CWC is in dire need of a 24-hour handler or needs to be placed in a group home where he could be watched more closely. Because otherwise, Chris-chan will not quit seeking out all this bad attention the trolls give him, and it'll only be a matter of time before he goes to some "e-girlfriend's" house and gets raped on camera.
Oh, and five-star on the holding Optimus Prime to secure his man-hood... and where did he get that vibrator???
He definitely needs a handler or group home or something else because his parents are failing him horribly.
Try to take away CWC's internet, and I'm sure he'd become like those low functioning autistics that scream a lot.
And seconded, because I've also known one of those kids and it always makes me suspicious whenever anybody claims autism but still resembles something above the chimpanzee branch of the mammals. That's a really fucked up affliction, much moreso than anything this guy can claim. I think you're pretty close to it, Toenails, although I still consider it his own fault for not getting the hell off the computer. CWC is the only person that can stop this and every time he chooses not to.
|BHWW - 2009-02-07 |
I five star this, for being a perfect example of a anime-obsessed geeky manchild.
I mean, there are guys out there in their late 30's who behave like this.
Think about that and shudder why don't ya?
|Ghoul - 2009-02-07 |
Chris-Chan cannot be a real person. I won't allow myself to believe it. The way he edited this video to include his struggles with breaking of the vibrator... fucking gold...
yes, a demonstration to everyone why it is important to interact with other people because you could just end up alone.
covered in pokemon.
forced to destroy your collection of vibrators to confirm your sexual orientation.
|thatonegirl - 2009-02-07 |
So...was that the backup one?
|Lurchi - 2009-02-07 |
The troll was threatening to kill a "trusted gal-pal"? He thinks he saved her life?
First of all, note: He thinks she exists.
|Dicknuts - 2009-02-07 |
He reminds me of J.F. Sebastian. Similar-voiced man-child surrounded by weird shit.
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2009-02-07 |
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-02-07 |
I am of the "wrong" orientation. I...I didn't know.
But his sacrifice is duly noted.
|wtf japan - 2009-02-07 |
I submitted this into the hopper where it was promptly voted down for some reason, but 5 for CWC anyway.
Also, the ending. Keep staring at that poster, buddy.
Oh, never mind, I must have submitted mine shortly after yours. It all makes sense now.
|Nikon - 2009-02-07 |
I think I just lost all hope for that guy.
|Diogenes - 2009-02-07 |
Jesus. At this point I just want to take away his internet.
|Hooper_X - 2009-02-07 |
This kid needs professional help. Above and beyond Helping Autists Negotiate A Neurotypical World bullshit. I mean a goddamned intervention. He needs to go to some kind of a rehab center and get his ass off the internet and into something more healthy.
Like, focus your autist craziness on exercise and nutrition instead of sonic the FUCKING hedgehog, and you might just GET a girlfriend, you sorry sack of shit.
It's too far gone now. I have severe concern for this man, and wish to help him. But if I ever got close enough to do so I would be overwhelmed with the desire to tape it and put it on YouTube.
|boner - 2009-02-07 |
Some people need to be driven out into the woods, kicked out of the car and left there.
We tend not to understand the practice of sacrificing human life in ancient civilizations. I think if the Incas had youtube we'd better understand why some people got their asses tossed in a volcano.
|DMKA - 2009-02-07 |
Chris-Chan has to be the most elaborate troll in the history of internet trolling.
He cannot be for real.
I agree with you. Its not possible for one person to be this horrible and yet awe-inspiring simultaneously.
|robotkarateman - 2009-02-07 |
I had a discussion earlier today about the picture of Chris-chan in his mom's bra and panties. That conversation contained the phrase "Chris-chan's FUPA".
|gmol - 2009-02-07 |
Maybe he made the ED page himself...
If he was a troll it would be at such a high level we would never know.
It's kind of like being past the troll event horizon..an outside observer can learn what the truth is, but he has to realize he'll never see reality as we know it again.
|almo - 2009-02-08 |
A Sailor Moon poster. Huh.
|8bitwintermute - 2009-02-08 |
this guy IS the internet
|Keefu - 2009-02-08 |
Holy shit, have all the pity in the world.
|Rudy - 2009-02-09 |
His sexual anxiety is like candy to me.
the sort of candy that lures people into vans, or the other kind?
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