Smellvin
I still want to know why a _straight_ (*tee hee*) male who's never had a girlfriend owns one. Though, if he needs a sailor moon poster to "help keep [him] straight" I think I already know the answer to that.

Hay Belly
Not only do they behave like this, they think there's nothing wrong with it.

Hay Belly
oops, wrong place dammit.

Doctor Arcane
Yeah, I don't want to think about that too much. I feel kinda bad about retard mocking tho.

facek
kill all retards

Toenails
wart, you seem to know more about CWC than others...

Is there a place to go where I could read transcripts of what he's saying? Because sometimes he gets his grammar screwed up, and I would think it would be really interesting to find out what exactly he said (for any Freudian insights).

wart
I don't think transcripts are widely available, but lots of people do copy his videos on youtube and add their own annotations; that might help.

spikestoyiu
Seriously. Nobody's a good, old-fashioned weirdo or a geek anymore.

takewithfood
Seems more likely that he has Asperger's and learned about non-verbal cues as part of treatment.

allcaps
I totally got the Optimus Prime thing. I saw it and was like, HE HOLDS PRIME TO MAINTAIN HIS MANHOOD. So, that logic is perfectly clear to a totally normal person such as myself. Chris-chan = alll right.

heyitslozeau
the fact that he uses the term "non-verbal cues" pretty much proves he's autistic to me and hell, I work with autistic people all day....and this is beyond cruel at this point.

Toenails
I also am in charge of an autistic child. And even though he's "non-verbal" (I put that in quotes cause he can scream like nobody's business), I notice that verbal and non-verbal autistic people share common ticks and mannerisms that I just don't see in Chris-chan. I'm probably wrong for doubting that he has autism, cause I've never seen him walking around or interacting with somebody else on camera, and also cause autism is a much broader disorder than the box I try to put it in.

But if I got to play "diagnose the patient by watching the video", then I would say that CWC has Mental Retardation with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder instead of Autism. And I would also say that CWC is in dire need of a 24-hour handler or needs to be placed in a group home where he could be watched more closely. Because otherwise, Chris-chan will not quit seeking out all this bad attention the trolls give him, and it'll only be a matter of time before he goes to some "e-girlfriend's" house and gets raped on camera.

Oh, and five-star on the holding Optimus Prime to secure his man-hood... and where did he get that vibrator???

Chancho
He definitely needs a handler or group home or something else because his parents are failing him horribly.

Dib
Try to take away CWC's internet, and I'm sure he'd become like those low functioning autistics that scream a lot.

And seconded, because I've also known one of those kids and it always makes me suspicious whenever anybody claims autism but still resembles something above the chimpanzee branch of the mammals. That's a really fucked up affliction, much moreso than anything this guy can claim. I think you're pretty close to it, Toenails, although I still consider it his own fault for not getting the hell off the computer. CWC is the only person that can stop this and every time he chooses not to.

sosage
Nothing on the internet makes me shudder anymore.

Monkey Napoleon
CWC 5 stars by default.

allcaps
Look at how much effort it took to get that apart! That's a quality vibrator! What brand is that?

UnderANeonHalo
I don't think he even broke it, it just looks like he got it open to change the batteries. This should be a product demonstration.

mashedtater
yes, a demonstration to everyone why it is important to interact with other people because you could just end up alone.

covered in pokemon.

forced to destroy your collection of vibrators to confirm your sexual orientation.

allcaps
First of all, note: He thinks she exists.

wtf japan
Oh, never mind, I must have submitted mine shortly after yours. It all makes sense now.

Nikon
Yeah, seriously.

allcaps
It's too far gone now. I have severe concern for this man, and wish to help him. But if I ever got close enough to do so I would be overwhelmed with the desire to tape it and put it on YouTube.

Dicknuts
We tend not to understand the practice of sacrificing human life in ancient civilizations. I think if the Incas had youtube we'd better understand why some people got their asses tossed in a volcano.

Rodents of Unusual Size
The dull vacant stare makes me a believer.

Ghoul
I agree with you. Its not possible for one person to be this horrible and yet awe-inspiring simultaneously.

8bitwintermute
the sort of candy that lures people into vans, or the other kind?