Tuan Jim
eyes?

oh--Oh, yes, eyes, of course.


Her crazy...eyes, yes.


What were you saying, dear?

Wonko the Sane
That's an interesting euphemism for tits.

fluffy
I'd have gone for "sufficiently advanced technology," or maybe "Arthur C. Clarke was right"

Camonk
I would like to defraud both of these girls at once, in the dirtiest ways possible.

Did you guys get my double entendre there? Cause I wasn't talking about fraud...

robotkarateman
Women who watch this will hear, "If you use the internet, you can make tons of money and then you'll look like us." Men hear, "If you use the internet, you can make tons of money and then get girls who look like us."

Either way, your closing is correct.

nebula
I have them in my scroll book, but everytime I write an expect script to cast them lots and lots without thinking, I need a new ISP.

Meerkat
You are stepping on my tits. I mean, lines.

kelpfoot
Yes. poeTV is a nightmarish black abomination from the deepest planes of Hell, feebly bound to the material realm by lamb's blood, PHP and pixie shit.

Cleaner82
Yes, and the oily writhing mass of OH LOOK A KITTY! Kittykittykittykins!!!

petep
goddamn right it better be in the bathroom