mouser You wouldn't either if you were so fat you couldn't see your ball.
Bored I love Maine Coones. They are the most ridiculous cat out there.
gambol I agree. Not only are they the largest breed of house cat, but they are voiceless.
nidan Voiceless? My Maine Coon talks a lot, and "says" different things, depending on what he wants. I've read it's characteristic of the breed.
Hay Belly Not every cat that has long hair and is brown tabby is a Maine Coon. Looks like a Domestic Long Hair; no ear tufts. Get 'yer breeds straight people. GOD
Xenocide He seems shocked and bewildered by this horrific sphere. Maine Coones are awesome.
Cube It's more like he's shocked and surprised by his own movements.