Prickly Pete Now that Obama is president he can spread the fat around.
RomancingTrain Gaining five pounds was the best thing to happen to her career in 4 years, I'd forgotten she existed before this manufactured controversy.
Rodents of Unusual Size The real controversy is that she is unapologetic about it and doesn't want to lose the weight. I say that's actually a step up for Hollywood.
Of course she's in for a lot of waitress roles but hey, you can't have it all.
Dib Well good for her. She can be the fatty spokesmodel in between her gigs shilling for ice cream and Doritos sponsorships.
Doctor Arcane I think he's just reading the cover. Everyone is like OMG president should not mock the fat famous over at Youtube.
IrishWhiskey He's being self-deferential, by pointing out the silliness of the story that bumped him off. The whole "He's calling her fat" thing is spread by people not paying attention.
Of course, its also possible he's enthused about her badonkadonk.
Hooper_X He's not even saying "she's a tubbo." He's basically taking the piss out of the magazine. "Oh yeah, I heard she has a weight problem. That's WAY MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE FUCKING PRESIDENT."
Magical Man from Happy-Land You'll have to excuse Barack, his African mind went temporarily wild with lust at viewing a luscious white woman on the magazine there.