|robotkarateman - 2009-02-16 |
Wrestling is to double-digit-IQ rednecks what:
A. panty-shot anime is to fat yellow-fevered shut-ins.
B. high-production bodice rippers are to "empowered" Oprah-watching suburban soccer moms
C. Zoobilee Zoo is to closet furries
D. all of the above
HAHAHA THAT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I DID!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!
you are not at all an outwardly mockable internet stereotype
Wait, you were serious? You really thought I was defending GI Joe? Because I thought you were kidding.
Here's a fun fact, just because I tell people who hate Chris Crocker to shut the fuck up doesn't mean I like Britney.
I mean, I do like Britney. But that was an analogy.
How can you make the tired old 'Wrestling fans are rednecks' arguement to me? You've seen me on Youtube. You know that I'm not a redneck and that I'm intelligent and articulate.
Wrestling is a sport enjoyed by nearly every demographic. Vince McMahon even said there was just one group he doesn't want watching his programming... Snobs. I think you're one robothomogirl.
you know, Zoobilee Zoo was gone from my memory. and now it is there again, when i could have happy lived my life not remembering it.
also, eww wrestling.
|cognitivedissonance - 2009-02-16 |
a. I don't know wrestling, and I instinctually don't like him.
b. Wrestling fans, who I must be contrary to in all things by self-declaration, don't like him.
MY POWERS ARE WITHERING AWAY, FAREWELL.
Still, though, pretty fucking great video!
|Frank Rizzo - 2009-02-16 |
cant wait for cena_marks inevitable butthurt.
You people can't hurt me. The only hurt I feel right now is the hurt coming from Cena losing the belt last night.
You're right on one count Charlie, they aren't outsmarting me.
|bopeton - 2009-02-16 |
I don't know what this is, nor do I want to know.
|Louis Armstrong - 2009-02-16 |
-4 for no kitty.
sorry future, can't give you advice to enhance your lifestyle without any actual experience with furry myself. I would recommend jusyt pressing the keys.
you turned that one around on me
|socialist_hentai - 2009-02-16 |
|Cena_mark - 2009-02-16 |
This is an obvious attempt to troll me. I'll bite. This video takes me back. 2006 time was a great time to be a Cena mark. Cena was champ and winning match after match. He was becoming hated for his success. People would tell me that John Cena sucks, and I'd just reply, 'You're a HHH Fan? He beat your man cleanly at Wrestlemania'
Success is often hated in America. Barack Obama won the election based on people's hatred of successful people. Obama has promised to punish them through taxation. I'm sure if Obama could he'd strip Cena of his belt and redistribute it to shittier wrestlers.
"Success is often hated in America. Barack Obama won the election"
That is some masterful trolling.
i think cena_mark's a pretty cool guy. he wears venom makeup and doesn't afraid of nothing.
We all need to give the Stephen Colbert of POE as much material as we possibly can. Look what we've got so far: he's defended John Cena as having shoot defeated Vince McMahon's son-in-law (who garnered more face heat than Cena) three years ago, taken a hilarious stab at Barack Obama, assumed that there are shittier wrestlers than Cena, and bites the bait he explicitly said he wasn't going to bite in a previous post. Well-played, sir. We even got an unrelated post about cats!
Like Barry Horowitz, I'm going to pat myself on the back.
Cena_mark, do you write this stuff down and save it for later? Or does this kind of genius just drop off your fingers every time you write a new comment?
|Rovin - 2009-02-16 |
Five for comments of gold.
|Camonk - 2009-02-16 |
So do they actually pretend to wrestle at all in wrestling, or is it all just posing and grandstanding and then they leave as friends?
If they're good, they wrestle. If they're bad, they run around the ring like a fool. 95% of the people that make it to WWE level are extremely good at what they do. Cena only sucks because the context is a room full of guys that are extremely talented. I'm not an expert but I think the drama comes from the fact that he beat HHH, who shouldn't have been winning so much to begin with, because he's related to McMahon now. But HHH is actually a great wrestler so it wasn't black & white.
I know people who do it part time (regional promotions, not backyard shit). It's very physical work and if you don't know what you're doing you can get hurt pretty bad. Yeah, the stories are fake. If we had a time machine we could go back 20 years ago and call Geraldo, who'd be the one guy we could find who would consider that a shock.
|zatojones - 2009-02-16 |
who is this guy?
|chumbucket - 2009-02-16 |
wrestling is the male version of soap operas...real people in fake situations making for hair-pulling drama
YOU ARE SOME KIND OF WHIMSICAL GENIUS!!!
|allcaps - 2009-02-16 |
Hell yeah, drama.
|Cleaner82 - 2009-02-16 |
What a long strange trip these posts have been.
|mantang0 - 2009-02-16 |
Was this from a cable channel - is that why there's no penetration?
|TheDevil'sWhore - 2009-02-16 |
There is a strong correlation between people who are deemed by the state to be unfit parents and have their children removed from their care, and WWE fans.
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