TeenerTot 
We are a disgusting species.
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Squeamish I am not the same species as that ... thing.
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Goethe and ernie
I don't even know what a "pizza roll" is", I don't think we get them in the UK. Not that that stops this from being five stars of "JESUS CHRIST NO!" levels of disgusting.
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StanleyPain They're basically pizza ingredients rolled up in little egg-roll shaped chunks of dough. A junk snack if ever there was one, but somehow this video makes them eternally more disgusting than they ever were.
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boba. you probably have some weird british name for them
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The Townleybomb
Yeah, I noticed the heavy breathing before the event. During and after as well. Know what else I bet would set off some heavy breathing if he ever did it once? Washing his hair.
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Wonko the Sane
live the dream fatty
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stage
I like how he sips a smirnoff ice at the end.
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MaulLove
Every once in a while I see these for sale for a buck when there's a $1.00 coupon for them. I've never gotten them because they look disgusting.
Holy fuck the pre-load image is going to eat me!
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Blandwiches
That's it, fatty. Eat away your sorrows.
I hate this guy so much. Crime is an excellent tag.
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IrishWhiskey
I think this just gave me anorexia.
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Menudo con queso
That's some flattering camera placement there.
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chumbucket
"it works"
my challenge: he should attempt to see if he still has a penis without touching or use of a mirror.
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zatojones
I had a dog who made that same sound when eating.
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Squeamish HOMF HURMF MORF MORMMF *GASP* MURF HRRUMF
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Operation Cornflakes
I made it through the heavy breathing, but for some reason the grunt/fart/artery poping/ohjesuswhateverthatsoundwas at 2:50 was the dealbreaker for me. Absolutely vile.
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RoyCastle
will someone please give me one of these wherein the subject breaks down into uncontrollable sobbing halfway through, then I will have seen the most perfect internet video and will be ready for the great unknown.
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socialist_hentai
is it safe to assume that this needs frontbutt tag?
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fatatty
Yet another video that will someday limit a youtuber's employment choices.
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zatojones I have a feeling those choices are already limited for many other reasons
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Nikon
Man, that was absolutely disgusting.
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PeteyCruiser
could only watch 3 rolls
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Frank Rizzo so you didnt get past the first second?
see, Im insinuating that he has 3 rolls of fat under his chin! ya see that! did you see what I did there?!
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Big Beef Burritos Supreme
Dude, it's all downhill from here. This is probably as attractive and healthy as you'll ever be.
Just take a second to think about that.
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Albuquerque Halsey
OWMPH OWNPH HOWWWMPH
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Emcee
Have you ever seen a more punchable face than when he sticks his tongue out to show you how proud he is when he finishes?
I think he says "MORE!" at 1:17.
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phalsebob
Needs a true forced lonliness tag, and maybe an enjoy the diabetes tag.
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La Loco
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
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fermun
This guy is a trooper. Sure he might take just over 3 minutes to do it, but he manages to eat all of those pizza rolls. He will die like he lived, morbidly obese and with a mouth full of horrible greasy food.
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Frank Rizzo
what a greasy shitbox
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Frank Rizzo
http://www.dietfacts.com/html/nutrition-facts/totinos-pizza-rolls- pepperoni-flavor-pizza-snacks-561.htm
1533.33 calories.
80 grams of fat (120% daily allotted fatty fat fat intake)
3.6 GRAMS of sodium (146% daily bla bla bla...)
100 mgrams of chol
this is most likely healthy for him.
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Chizmurder
0:15 - "Mmmeehh" = Moving his neck is now a problem
3:08 - "Favlev" = Brain clogged with cheese and grease.
4:20 - Introduction of alcohol into the system.
4:35 - Deceased.
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thatonegirl
Anyone else suddenly feel the need to go to the gym for five hours now?
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Disaster
OH GOD!! His eating noises ugh...*hufff huff* ::hom nom hom nom nom:: *huff huff* ughkghakh!
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allcaps
What's sad to me is, I don't even think that would be that difficult to do. 40 bite sized objects in 120 seconds - those are good numbers. He's probably reached a level of denial where he's saying, "I won't eat this entire bag of processed cheese and dough... UNLESS IT'S XTREEM."
Also, he's no Fatman. How I miss that guy.
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squirtforce
I am QUITE certain that at 3:04 he lets out a fart. COme on everyone, get your sniff on!
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oswaldtheluckyrabbit
to be fair these are pretty tasty. great food when you're wasted.
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thebaronsdoctor
How do people eat like this without making themselves sick?
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Disaster
The aftermath was probably horrifying.
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Disaster
I was looking at his page and a couple comments said that he's already dead. There's a remix vid with eye of the tiger and all the people there also say that he's dead.
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Prickly Pete
If none of you have ever seriously had Totino's Pizza Rolls, you are deprived. Buuuut I'm pretty sure AT LEAST 80% of you are lying...
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Prickly Pete not that I condone eating 40 of them in one sitting...
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Sudan no1
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Avengingatheist
I'll never be able to eat another pizza roll again, not that they were that great in the first placew, but still.
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TheDevil'sWhore
Needs a "Bitch Beer" tag for the end
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gambol
Oh god I scrolled down reading the comments while it was on but I could still hear the whole thing. There is no way I am scrolling back up.
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8bitwintermute
fuck this
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Ponasty
i love that he sounds like cartman when he talks
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Elvis Hitler
Pizza Rolls Challenge? More like Pizza Rolls Daily Occurance
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kwash No no no, more like BREAKFAST!
Ha!
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Wombles
yo yo yo whats up everybody
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McGillistabby
He.. he just did this? No money? *shudder*
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Squeamish
I never liked pizza rolls before, but this movie has made them completely anathema to me.
Every time I walk by the frozen food aisles, I will see those bags of pizza rolls. And then, I see his face.
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Riskbreaker
This guy has to be a big Plinkett fan.
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cognitivedissonance
A momentous day in POETV history indeed!
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Eternalurker
More revolting than even 'Horse pus explosion'
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