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Desc:Note the heavy breathing prior to the... uh, event
Category:Horror, Crime
Tags:fat, why the terrorists hate us, no, ew
Submitted:almo
Date:02/11/09
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Comment count is 72
TeenerTot
We are a disgusting species.
Squeamish
I am not the same species as that ... thing.

Goethe and ernie
I don't even know what a "pizza roll" is", I don't think we get them in the UK. Not that that stops this from being five stars of "JESUS CHRIST NO!" levels of disgusting.
StanleyPain
They're basically pizza ingredients rolled up in little egg-roll shaped chunks of dough. A junk snack if ever there was one, but somehow this video makes them eternally more disgusting than they ever were.

boba.
you probably have some weird british name for them

delicatessen
"Pizza faggots"

Hugo Gorilla
Probably "Italian wizzy bangers" or "Cornish kappa-slappa's"

Enjoy
"Ye Oulde Italian Bits" if you're outside of London.

Goethe and ernie
Oh, faggy cobs! Why didn't you say.

The Townleybomb
Yeah, I noticed the heavy breathing before the event. During and after as well. Know what else I bet would set off some heavy breathing if he ever did it once? Washing his hair.
mouser
The hair is as clean as it can be given the fatty substance on wich is grows.

Wonko the Sane
live the dream fatty
stage
I like how he sips a smirnoff ice at the end.
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
He's a true gangster.

MaulLove
Every once in a while I see these for sale for a buck when there's a .00 coupon for them. I've never gotten them because they look disgusting.

Holy fuck the pre-load image is going to eat me!
Blandwiches
That's it, fatty. Eat away your sorrows.

I hate this guy so much. Crime is an excellent tag.
IrishWhiskey
I think this just gave me anorexia.
Menudo con queso
That's some flattering camera placement there.
chumbucket
"it works"

my challenge: he should attempt to see if he still has a penis without touching or use of a mirror.
zatojones
I had a dog who made that same sound when eating.
zatojones
man this is repulsive

Jefka
The sounds he was making midway through the clip prompted me to turn my speakers off.

Squeamish
HOMF HURMF MORF MORMMF *GASP* MURF HRRUMF

Operation Cornflakes
I made it through the heavy breathing, but for some reason the grunt/fart/artery poping/ohjesuswhateverthatsoundwas at 2:50 was the dealbreaker for me. Absolutely vile.
RoyCastle
will someone please give me one of these wherein the subject breaks down into uncontrollable sobbing halfway through, then I will have seen the most perfect internet video and will be ready for the great unknown.
socialist_hentai
is it safe to assume that this needs frontbutt tag?
fatatty
Yet another video that will someday limit a youtuber's employment choices.
zatojones
I have a feeling those choices are already limited for many other reasons

Nikon
Man, that was absolutely disgusting.
PeteyCruiser
could only watch 3 rolls
Frank Rizzo
so you didnt get past the first second?

see, Im insinuating that he has 3 rolls of fat under his chin! ya see that! did you see what I did there?!

Big Beef Burritos Supreme
Dude, it's all downhill from here. This is probably as attractive and healthy as you'll ever be.

Just take a second to think about that.
Albuquerque Halsey
OWMPH OWNPH HOWWWMPH
Emcee
Have you ever seen a more punchable face than when he sticks his tongue out to show you how proud he is when he finishes?

I think he says "MORE!" at 1:17.
phalsebob
Needs a true forced lonliness tag, and maybe an enjoy the diabetes tag.
La Loco
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
fermun
This guy is a trooper. Sure he might take just over 3 minutes to do it, but he manages to eat all of those pizza rolls. He will die like he lived, morbidly obese and with a mouth full of horrible greasy food.
Frank Rizzo
what a greasy shitbox
Frank Rizzo
http://www.dietfacts.com/html/nutrition-facts/totinos-pizza-rolls- pepperoni-flavor-pizza-snacks-561.htm

1533.33 calories.
80 grams of fat (120% daily allotted fatty fat fat intake)
3.6 GRAMS of sodium (146% daily bla bla bla...)
100 mgrams of chol

this is most likely healthy for him.
Chizmurder
0:15 - "Mmmeehh" = Moving his neck is now a problem
3:08 - "Favlev" = Brain clogged with cheese and grease.
4:20 - Introduction of alcohol into the system.
4:35 - Deceased.
thatonegirl
Anyone else suddenly feel the need to go to the gym for five hours now?
THA SUGAH RAIN
haha, Yes. Exactly.

Disaster
OH GOD!! His eating noises ugh...*hufff huff* ::hom nom hom nom nom:: *huff huff* ughkghakh!
robotkarateman
I had to turn off the sound.


I didn't even turn off the sound on the Mr. Hands video.

allcaps
What's sad to me is, I don't even think that would be that difficult to do. 40 bite sized objects in 120 seconds - those are good numbers. He's probably reached a level of denial where he's saying, "I won't eat this entire bag of processed cheese and dough... UNLESS IT'S XTREEM."

Also, he's no Fatman. How I miss that guy.
squirtforce
I am QUITE certain that at 3:04 he lets out a fart. COme on everyone, get your sniff on!
oswaldtheluckyrabbit
to be fair these are pretty tasty. great food when you're wasted.
thebaronsdoctor
How do people eat like this without making themselves sick?
Disaster

The aftermath was probably horrifying.

Disaster
I was looking at his page and a couple comments said that he's already dead. There's a remix vid with eye of the tiger and all the people there also say that he's dead.
oogaBooga
youtube says it, must be true

Prickly Pete
If none of you have ever seriously had Totino's Pizza Rolls, you are deprived. Buuuut I'm pretty sure AT LEAST 80% of you are lying...
Prickly Pete
not that I condone eating 40 of them in one sitting...

bopeton
They're good to have when no girls are looking, I'll admit it openly.

40 of them is a lot though, that's like a two month supply.

Sudan no1

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I'll never be able to eat another pizza roll again, not that they were that great in the first placew, but still.
THA SUGAH RAIN
Seriously, if they could show this guy smoking cigarettes in a PSA the nation would kick the habit instantly.

TheDevil'sWhore
Needs a "Bitch Beer" tag for the end
gambol
Oh god I scrolled down reading the comments while it was on but I could still hear the whole thing. There is no way I am scrolling back up.
zerobackup
Just watch the end where he drinks his clear beer, that's all you really need.

8bitwintermute
fuck this
Ponasty
i love that he sounds like cartman when he talks
Elvis Hitler
Pizza Rolls Challenge? More like Pizza Rolls Daily Occurance
kwash
Needs a 'Business as usual' tag.

kwash
No no no, more like BREAKFAST!

Ha!

Wombles
yo yo yo whats up everybody
McGillistabby
He.. he just did this? No money? *shudder*
Squeamish
I never liked pizza rolls before, but this movie has made them completely anathema to me.

Every time I walk by the frozen food aisles, I will see those bags of pizza rolls. And then, I see his face.
Riskbreaker
This guy has to be a big Plinkett fan.
cognitivedissonance
A momentous day in POETV history indeed!
Eternalurker
More revolting than even 'Horse pus explosion'
fluffy
yo yo yo
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