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TeenerTot - 2009-02-11

We are a disgusting species.

Squeamish - 2010-03-23

I am not the same species as that ... thing.

Goethe and ernie - 2009-02-11

I don't even know what a "pizza roll" is", I don't think we get them in the UK. Not that that stops this from being five stars of "JESUS CHRIST NO!" levels of disgusting.

StanleyPain - 2009-02-11

They're basically pizza ingredients rolled up in little egg-roll shaped chunks of dough. A junk snack if ever there was one, but somehow this video makes them eternally more disgusting than they ever were.

boba. - 2009-02-11

you probably have some weird british name for them

delicatessen - 2009-02-11

"Pizza faggots"

Hugo Gorilla - 2009-02-11

Probably "Italian wizzy bangers" or "Cornish kappa-slappa's"

Enjoy - 2009-02-11

"Ye Oulde Italian Bits" if you're outside of London.

Goethe and ernie - 2009-02-12

Oh, faggy cobs! Why didn't you say.

The Townleybomb - 2009-02-11

Yeah, I noticed the heavy breathing before the event. During and after as well. Know what else I bet would set off some heavy breathing if he ever did it once? Washing his hair.

mouser - 2009-02-11

The hair is as clean as it can be given the fatty substance on wich is grows.

Wonko the Sane - 2009-02-11

live the dream fatty

stage - 2009-02-11

I like how he sips a smirnoff ice at the end.

Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2009-02-11

He's a true gangster.

MaulLove - 2009-02-11

Every once in a while I see these for sale for a buck when there's a .00 coupon for them. I've never gotten them because they look disgusting.

Holy fuck the pre-load image is going to eat me!

Blandwiches - 2009-02-11

That's it, fatty. Eat away your sorrows.

I hate this guy so much. Crime is an excellent tag.

IrishWhiskey - 2009-02-11

I think this just gave me anorexia.

Menudo con queso - 2009-02-11

That's some flattering camera placement there.

chumbucket - 2009-02-11

"it works"

my challenge: he should attempt to see if he still has a penis without touching or use of a mirror.

zatojones - 2009-02-11

I had a dog who made that same sound when eating.

zatojones - 2009-02-11

man this is repulsive

Jefka - 2009-02-11

The sounds he was making midway through the clip prompted me to turn my speakers off.

Squeamish - 2010-06-08


Operation Cornflakes - 2009-02-11

I made it through the heavy breathing, but for some reason the grunt/fart/artery poping/ohjesuswhateverthatsoundwas at 2:50 was the dealbreaker for me. Absolutely vile.

RoyCastle - 2009-02-11

will someone please give me one of these wherein the subject breaks down into uncontrollable sobbing halfway through, then I will have seen the most perfect internet video and will be ready for the great unknown.

socialist_hentai - 2009-02-11

is it safe to assume that this needs frontbutt tag?

fatatty - 2009-02-11

Yet another video that will someday limit a youtuber's employment choices.

zatojones - 2009-02-11

I have a feeling those choices are already limited for many other reasons

Nikon - 2009-02-11

Man, that was absolutely disgusting.

PeteyCruiser - 2009-02-11

could only watch 3 rolls

Frank Rizzo - 2009-02-11

so you didnt get past the first second?

see, Im insinuating that he has 3 rolls of fat under his chin! ya see that! did you see what I did there?!

Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2009-02-11

Dude, it's all downhill from here. This is probably as attractive and healthy as you'll ever be.

Just take a second to think about that.

Albuquerque Halsey - 2009-02-11


Emcee - 2009-02-11

Have you ever seen a more punchable face than when he sticks his tongue out to show you how proud he is when he finishes?

I think he says "MORE!" at 1:17.

phalsebob - 2009-02-11

Needs a true forced lonliness tag, and maybe an enjoy the diabetes tag.

La Loco - 2009-02-11

That'll do, pig. That'll do.

fermun - 2009-02-11

This guy is a trooper. Sure he might take just over 3 minutes to do it, but he manages to eat all of those pizza rolls. He will die like he lived, morbidly obese and with a mouth full of horrible greasy food.

Frank Rizzo - 2009-02-11

what a greasy shitbox

Frank Rizzo - 2009-02-11

http://www.dietfacts.com/html/nutrition-facts/totinos-pizza-rolls- pepperoni-flavor-pizza-snacks-561.htm

1533.33 calories.
80 grams of fat (120% daily allotted fatty fat fat intake)
3.6 GRAMS of sodium (146% daily bla bla bla...)
100 mgrams of chol

this is most likely healthy for him.

Chizmurder - 2009-02-11

0:15 - "Mmmeehh" = Moving his neck is now a problem
3:08 - "Favlev" = Brain clogged with cheese and grease.
4:20 - Introduction of alcohol into the system.
4:35 - Deceased.

thatonegirl - 2009-02-11

Anyone else suddenly feel the need to go to the gym for five hours now?

THA SUGAH RAIN - 2009-07-22

haha, Yes. Exactly.

Disaster - 2009-02-11

OH GOD!! His eating noises ugh...*hufff huff* ::hom nom hom nom nom:: *huff huff* ughkghakh!

robotkarateman - 2009-02-11

I had to turn off the sound.

I didn't even turn off the sound on the Mr. Hands video.

allcaps - 2009-02-11

What's sad to me is, I don't even think that would be that difficult to do. 40 bite sized objects in 120 seconds - those are good numbers. He's probably reached a level of denial where he's saying, "I won't eat this entire bag of processed cheese and dough... UNLESS IT'S XTREEM."

Also, he's no Fatman. How I miss that guy.

squirtforce - 2009-02-11

I am QUITE certain that at 3:04 he lets out a fart. COme on everyone, get your sniff on!

oswaldtheluckyrabbit - 2009-02-11

to be fair these are pretty tasty. great food when you're wasted.

thebaronsdoctor - 2009-02-12

How do people eat like this without making themselves sick?

Disaster - 2009-02-12

The aftermath was probably horrifying.

Disaster - 2009-02-12

I was looking at his page and a couple comments said that he's already dead. There's a remix vid with eye of the tiger and all the people there also say that he's dead.

oogaBooga - 2009-06-08

youtube says it, must be true

Prickly Pete - 2009-02-12

If none of you have ever seriously had Totino's Pizza Rolls, you are deprived. Buuuut I'm pretty sure AT LEAST 80% of you are lying...

Prickly Pete - 2009-02-12

not that I condone eating 40 of them in one sitting...

bopeton - 2009-05-13

They're good to have when no girls are looking, I'll admit it openly.

40 of them is a lot though, that's like a two month supply.

Sudan no1 - 2009-02-12

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Avengingatheist - 2009-02-13

I'll never be able to eat another pizza roll again, not that they were that great in the first placew, but still.

THA SUGAH RAIN - 2009-07-22

Seriously, if they could show this guy smoking cigarettes in a PSA the nation would kick the habit instantly.

TheDevil'sWhore - 2009-02-16

Needs a "Bitch Beer" tag for the end

gambol - 2009-02-16

Oh god I scrolled down reading the comments while it was on but I could still hear the whole thing. There is no way I am scrolling back up.

zerobackup - 2010-03-01

Just watch the end where he drinks his clear beer, that's all you really need.

8bitwintermute - 2009-05-24

fuck this

Ponasty - 2009-07-17

i love that he sounds like cartman when he talks

Elvis Hitler - 2009-08-11

Pizza Rolls Challenge? More like Pizza Rolls Daily Occurance

kwash - 2009-11-07

Needs a 'Business as usual' tag.

kwash - 2009-11-07

No no no, more like BREAKFAST!


Wombles - 2009-10-21

yo yo yo whats up everybody

McGillistabby - 2010-02-08

He.. he just did this? No money? *shudder*

Squeamish - 2010-03-23

I never liked pizza rolls before, but this movie has made them completely anathema to me.

Every time I walk by the frozen food aisles, I will see those bags of pizza rolls. And then, I see his face.

Riskbreaker - 2012-02-11

This guy has to be a big Plinkett fan.

cognitivedissonance - 2012-02-11

A momentous day in POETV history indeed!

Eternalurker - 2013-02-11

More revolting than even 'Horse pus explosion'

fluffy - 2014-06-02

yo yo yo

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