We are a disgusting species.
I am not the same species as that ... thing.
|Goethe and ernie |
I don't even know what a "pizza roll" is", I don't think we get them in the UK. Not that that stops this from being five stars of "JESUS CHRIST NO!" levels of disgusting.
They're basically pizza ingredients rolled up in little egg-roll shaped chunks of dough. A junk snack if ever there was one, but somehow this video makes them eternally more disgusting than they ever were.
you probably have some weird british name for them
|The Townleybomb |
Yeah, I noticed the heavy breathing before the event. During and after as well. Know what else I bet would set off some heavy breathing if he ever did it once? Washing his hair.
|Wonko the Sane |
live the dream fatty
I like how he sips a smirnoff ice at the end.
Every once in a while I see these for sale for a buck when there's a $1.00 coupon for them. I've never gotten them because they look disgusting.
Holy fuck the pre-load image is going to eat me!
That's it, fatty. Eat away your sorrows.
I hate this guy so much. Crime is an excellent tag.
I think this just gave me anorexia.
|Menudo con queso |
That's some flattering camera placement there.
my challenge: he should attempt to see if he still has a penis without touching or use of a mirror.
I had a dog who made that same sound when eating.
HOMF HURMF MORF MORMMF *GASP* MURF HRRUMF
|Operation Cornflakes |
I made it through the heavy breathing, but for some reason the grunt/fart/artery poping/ohjesuswhateverthatsoundwas at 2:50 was the dealbreaker for me. Absolutely vile.
will someone please give me one of these wherein the subject breaks down into uncontrollable sobbing halfway through, then I will have seen the most perfect internet video and will be ready for the great unknown.
is it safe to assume that this needs frontbutt tag?
Yet another video that will someday limit a youtuber's employment choices.
I have a feeling those choices are already limited for many other reasons
Man, that was absolutely disgusting.
could only watch 3 rolls
so you didnt get past the first second?
see, Im insinuating that he has 3 rolls of fat under his chin! ya see that! did you see what I did there?!
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
Dude, it's all downhill from here. This is probably as attractive and healthy as you'll ever be.
Just take a second to think about that.
|Albuquerque Halsey |
OWMPH OWNPH HOWWWMPH
Have you ever seen a more punchable face than when he sticks his tongue out to show you how proud he is when he finishes?
I think he says "MORE!" at 1:17.
Needs a true forced lonliness tag, and maybe an enjoy the diabetes tag.
|La Loco |
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
This guy is a trooper. Sure he might take just over 3 minutes to do it, but he manages to eat all of those pizza rolls. He will die like he lived, morbidly obese and with a mouth full of horrible greasy food.
|Frank Rizzo |
what a greasy shitbox
|Frank Rizzo |
80 grams of fat (120% daily allotted fatty fat fat intake)
3.6 GRAMS of sodium (146% daily bla bla bla...)
100 mgrams of chol
this is most likely healthy for him.
0:15 - "Mmmeehh" = Moving his neck is now a problem
3:08 - "Favlev" = Brain clogged with cheese and grease.
4:20 - Introduction of alcohol into the system.
4:35 - Deceased.
Anyone else suddenly feel the need to go to the gym for five hours now?
OH GOD!! His eating noises ugh...*hufff huff* ::hom nom hom nom nom:: *huff huff* ughkghakh!
What's sad to me is, I don't even think that would be that difficult to do. 40 bite sized objects in 120 seconds - those are good numbers. He's probably reached a level of denial where he's saying, "I won't eat this entire bag of processed cheese and dough... UNLESS IT'S XTREEM."
Also, he's no Fatman. How I miss that guy.
I am QUITE certain that at 3:04 he lets out a fart. COme on everyone, get your sniff on!
to be fair these are pretty tasty. great food when you're wasted.
How do people eat like this without making themselves sick?
The aftermath was probably horrifying.
I was looking at his page and a couple comments said that he's already dead. There's a remix vid with eye of the tiger and all the people there also say that he's dead.
|Prickly Pete |
If none of you have ever seriously had Totino's Pizza Rolls, you are deprived. Buuuut I'm pretty sure AT LEAST 80% of you are lying...
not that I condone eating 40 of them in one sitting...
|Sudan no1 |
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I'll never be able to eat another pizza roll again, not that they were that great in the first placew, but still.
Needs a "Bitch Beer" tag for the end
Oh god I scrolled down reading the comments while it was on but I could still hear the whole thing. There is no way I am scrolling back up.
i love that he sounds like cartman when he talks
|Elvis Hitler |
Pizza Rolls Challenge? More like Pizza Rolls Daily Occurance
No no no, more like BREAKFAST!
yo yo yo whats up everybody
He.. he just did this? No money? *shudder*
I never liked pizza rolls before, but this movie has made them completely anathema to me.
Every time I walk by the frozen food aisles, I will see those bags of pizza rolls. And then, I see his face.
This guy has to be a big Plinkett fan.
A momentous day in POETV history indeed!
More revolting than even 'Horse pus explosion'
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