What I want to know is how a dachshund managed to impregnate a horse.

If that thing was painted red or purple and the fur was matted down, it'd look like a Silent Hill monster.

Minihorse stopped by minifence.

Eh eheheh eh eheheh

It's okay! It just wants to bite you!

They're bred for interspecies relations.

That is an angry, tiny horse.

What was Napoleon's horse's name again?

This probably warrants a Beavis tag.

Cruel British women have no sympathy for mini-horses with ear mites.

Any video that kicks off with, "HELLO POPPET!" is okay by me.

Needs 'hubba hubba'-tag

When I was a little kid I used to go see my Grandma's old school friend Peter and he was a camera man & film set builder for David Attenborough with his farm being filled with all sorts of crumble churches, rabbit warrens, detailed sewer systems etc. The best thing about visiting wasn't any of that stuff, but his awesome miniscule horse named Brandy who lived in and around his enormous house and ate almost anything a kid could dream of feeding a tiny horse. He was cool.