can I turn over now? now? can you do the front now? now please?
You know if people would just shave their cats regularly they wouldn't need to vacuum them.
Oh great, now regular petting doesn't even phase it.
|Wonko the Sane |
this video sucks
then it died
One day, that vaccum cleaner is going to be pressed a little too hard. The cat's side will get caught in it, and the pressure and suction will be too much for the kitty's hide.
Then the fun starts: The skin eventually tears and intestines get sucked through the suction tube. The dope filming this will scream TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF while the vaccum operator will try to pull the tube out of the cat, which is now running out of vital organs.
Eventually they will be left with a shell of a cat, who will have mercifully passed away. The therapy sessions and lawsuits will eventually bankrupt the creators of this video.
Awww, kitty likes to be vaccummed!
UPDATE: this cat is really old and lost her last three teeth a couple of years ago, but is still alive.
4 year update: I saw this cat this morning. She still likes being vacuumed.
I have a cat that would probably love this, but is unfortunately absolutely traumatized to death by the sound of a vacuum cleaner.
So, I honestly have never seen a cat that likes this that wasn't deaf.
20 bucks says that even after this, their sofa was still covered in cat hair.
What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine!
So an update for 2015, a few months ago this cat was tragically eaten by coywolves. She was somewhere in her late teens and still quite healthy. She'll be missed. But it beats wasting away and then getting put to sleep.
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