IrishWhiskey You must pick one. And when you do, you must use juvenile insults to engage in an epic internet war against all those who do not share your subjective opinion. You must shed all doubt, all decency, and all legibility.
Camonk This was actually funny, despite how whiny and douchy the fans of the British version are.
takewithfood Can't be "melanoma", the biopsy came back negative. Lupus fits. It explains the mahna mahna AND the doo doo do do do.
Merzbau No, Menomena are a vastly overrated band. This song's true name would blast your mind into total insensibility with the force of its awesomeness.
cognitivedissonance On some days, I fancy myself to be a cool but beset-upon Tim, but then the self-esteem kicks in and I know I'm just the creepy fat guy with the Scotch Eggs.
Or maybe Gareth with slightly better hair.
Prickly Pete Stupid. And the British Office is shit.
Rodents of Unusual Size I believe by that you mean it's better than the American version infinitely.