garcet71283
Maybe it did damage to the part of the brain in charge of "getting it up" thereby removing him from the gene pool before he had a chance to contribute?

simon666
If this is any indication of the things to come, I can't imagine he'll allow himself to be alive too much longer.

delicatessen
People with no depth perception are statistically less likely to successfully insert their penis into a vagina.

oogaBooga
Yeah don't stand sideways or anything.

baleen
how does that prove it's fake?

petep
yeah what?

Chalkdust
From Youtube comments:

"i noticed it wasnt even the shape of a head "

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
proof that chibisuke has sex with men

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2v6-5f56vg

Chibisuke
Dude, it's the same guy, saying the same thing, pretending to be shot, and screaming the same way. How much more proof do you need?

How about the fact that it was produced six months before? Or that there's no recoil, no visible projectile, no puff of CO2 from the gun?

gotterdamm
And what about the plume of smoke from the grassy knoll?

Go outside.

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
you're still a fucking idiot

UnderANeonHalo
I rarely have a puff from my marker unless it's humid as hell. Also there is a very brief blur of an incoming projectile before it hits his face, but you know the video quality is for shit so I'm surprised you can see anything. Something does hit his face and spray out to the side in a manner akin to a paintball.

My assessment is probable, but again the quality is for shit so I'll say I'm 70% on this. I don't think it's the same kid either, I think it's a couple of dumb ass kids trying to recreate that video.

Charles
Description of that YT vid, in case no one saw:

my friend adam got severely injured during this stunt. the doctors say he might regain sight in his left eye by next year.

Also, it's not the same guy, and yes this guy was really shot in the face by a paintball.

Camonk
You know, even if it is fake, all it proves is that people are finally learning that I like to watch stupid people get hurt doing dumb things and that I like to be believable enough to get some schadenfreude out of it before moving on with the rest of my day. So, you know, if it's fake, hey good job guys! If it's real, then YES AWESOME JOB

CornOnTheCabre
exactly. just as Barthes said of pro wrestling, "only the image is involved in the game, and the spectator does not wish for the actual suffering of the contestant; he only enjoys the perfection of an iconography."

Magical Man from Happy-Land
Theres no proof it was an accident. Maybe these guys really hated him and just wanted to shoot him in the face

delicatessen
Or he hated himself and moved his head so that they would hit him in the face.