From the creators of Rock N Roll Nightmare!

It was thus that Chuck finally vindicated his career choice as a high school poetry teacher. Choke on some Coleridge, you demon scum!

Nice rack.

Whitesnake makes you kill or fuck your parents!

if you decide not to watch the clip, here is a synopsis:
(at least watch 1:07 to 1:12)

*lets make blood city* *screams, cuts*
*nancy reagan PSA*
*school kids disapprove*
*rock'n'roll party concert for school kids*
*rock concert full throttle* *screams, chants*
*fog machine*
*director receives back massage by actress*
*director proudly accepts beating by actress for his crimes against film*
*where have you bean* *death by car #23*
*I love you dad (newspaper shield not effective against gun attack)*
*dead writers suck amen damien*
*(school kid chants)DAMIEN DAMIEN DAMIEN*
*breast flash* *licks*
*transforms into better actress, horrible monster loves damien very much*
*mutant screams, fire, grabs him and bites*
*life-vest man fails at first arsony attempt*
*ordinary rock'n'roll gentlemen transform into surly beasts*
*life-vest man impregnates the building with fire via road flares*
*fire, screams, the end?*

It's GWAR!

Yes!! Yes!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna put on my green Izod shirt and rent this movie!!

The Brawny paper towel guy is teaching high school! Wow!!

Man the 80's were awesome, and by awesome I mean horrible.

The nightmare of every parent in town has just arrived...

*Man exits car with what appears to be assless chaps*

If Satan had a band, I think it would rock more.

Or some, at least.