From the creators of Rock N Roll Nightmare!
|wtf japan |
It was thus that Chuck finally vindicated his career choice as a high school poetry teacher. Choke on some Coleridge, you demon scum!
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Whitesnake makes you kill or fuck your parents!
|Moustache McGillicuddy |
if you decide not to watch the clip, here is a synopsis:
(at least watch 1:07 to 1:12)
*lets make blood city* *screams, cuts*
*nancy reagan PSA*
*school kids disapprove*
*rock'n'roll party concert for school kids*
*rock concert full throttle* *screams, chants*
*director receives back massage by actress*
*director proudly accepts beating by actress for his crimes against film*
*where have you bean* *death by car #23*
*I love you dad (newspaper shield not effective against gun attack)*
*dead writers suck amen damien*
*(school kid chants)DAMIEN DAMIEN DAMIEN*
*breast flash* *licks*
*transforms into better actress, horrible monster loves damien very much*
*mutant screams, fire, grabs him and bites*
*life-vest man fails at first arsony attempt*
*ordinary rock'n'roll gentlemen transform into surly beasts*
*life-vest man impregnates the building with fire via road flares*
*fire, screams, the end?*
Yes!! Yes!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna put on my green Izod shirt and rent this movie!!
The Brawny paper towel guy is teaching high school! Wow!!
Man the 80's were awesome, and by awesome I mean horrible.
The nightmare of every parent in town has just arrived...
*Man exits car with what appears to be assless chaps*
|Billy the Poet |
If Satan had a band, I think it would rock more.
Or some, at least.
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