"Okay half, turn, pause, reverse direction. No, too far. Stop by the second white ball. The second white ball."
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
"I am hopping my ass off over here! And for what?"
|Dutch Oven Fresh Pie |
The dog is blind. That's a seeing-eye rabbit. There's a ball here, and one here, and one over there...
This is the music I hear when I see a rabbit trying to play with a dog.
|Wonko the Sane |
That poor dog's instincts have been ground to dust.
That dog is SO HIGH, even we can see his hallucinations. "Dude, the rabbit isn't really there, just keep it together."
("fucking scots terriers")
YES SIR!! *huff huff*
*huff huff* I don't see any threa..
KEEP IT UP SOLDIER!!
YES SIR! *huff.....huff*
hoppity hoppity hoppity
|Louis Armstrong |
Dog Zen is a state of mind where rabbits run around you all day, and you don't care.
How on earth could anyone rate this below five stars???
Oh that's right, they are devoid of any goodness.
Animals are fucking retarded.
That dog is stoic as fuck.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Every time that dog and rabbit go to a wedding, they get in a fight.
|Steve Airport |
"Hey Sam, if it's always getting later and later, then how come it's early sometimes?"
"...That's one of the great mysteries, little buddy."
I imagine that dog has been disciplined to leave the rabbit the fuck alone. We used to have a rabbit a while back that would chase the dog around, and she would take it because of her obedience training. To cut to the chase, the rabbit ended up with a broken neck in the garage and some dog drool on it.
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