Cats like knocking shit over.
It's pretty much their thing.
I want to see this cat vs. an autistic child.
|Spike Jonez |
another stellar contribution from glasseye
Do you guys get that this starring arms-race isn't zero-sum for me? It just takes one bad rating to exile any given video from the "Last X Days" pantheon into the archive abyss.
I don't even dislike cat videos, just the goons who race to yell KITTY like those idiots on youtube who call FIRST
Weren't you the guy begged poetv to like him again in a hipster-esque xtranormal video?
Something along the lines of "you guys don't have to want me, but if you wanted me, that'd be okay (please want me)".
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
excuse me, there's no stacking in my presence.
Hey cat: People judge you on what you can build, not what you can destroy.
Remember in Apocalypse Now, how the one group spends all day building a bridge and then during the night the Viet Cong destroy it?
|Caminante Nocturno |
This is what we shall do to your world, human. The difference between you and us is that we will be smart enough not to tolerate anyone who can do the same to us.
|The Townleybomb |
I think this is pretty common for cats (mine never passes up a chance to knock a pen off the edge of my desk) but why? What kind of advantage would this have in nature? Do they kill mice by knocking them off of things?
Kefka Cat wants to know why you keep rebuilding things.
Things placed upon other things are an affront to bast. This is catological heresy.
Cat does what cats do. Big whoop. At least he doesn't knock over the bottle caps and then steal them and hide them all under the stairs where you can't reach them and then crap on the rug where you were stacking them.
Sir, you have no soul. So far 15 - 1 in terms of 5 vs 1 star ratings.
Submit some videos, then you can complain.
If I submitted a video of my pet knocking over bottle caps, then stealing them and hiding them under the stairs and then crapping on the rug, it would not get voted out of the hopper.
Nature's entropy generators.
"And the LORD said, Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do.
Go to, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another's speech. "
|Tuan Jim |
And I said to the Master:
What is the nature of Cat, sir?
and he said to me:
Watch and see,
watch and see.
I'm disapointed. From the description I was expecting the cat to start growling and hissing and going psycho killer on the stack.
Cat! My kitty knocks off fridge magnets. They offend him by just being there.
I don't think it's so much the cat hates stacked things so much as he likes to swat things with his paw, and sometimes they happened to be stacks of things.
I love the casual contempt.
It is easier to pull the trigger than play guitar.
Easier to destroy than to create.
|Wonko the Sane |
god created cats because he felt the world needed more dicks
Budda cat works hard to teach his human the impermanence of material things. Also, the tags.
Cats are such jocks.
Kitty is not a natural-born Jenga player.
I'm going to 5 star this not because it's a cat video, but because it's an *interesting* cat video
Also the tag "dickhead cat"
|Helena Handbasket |
Kitty looks like my kitty. Auto five stars.
Who the hell saves bottle caps, I mean come on
Was it just the camera position or was that a huge fucking cat? Godzilla in training for the future kittypocalypse.
This does not bode well for the Society For Putting Things On Top Of Other Things.
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