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Desc:His position on queers, like the one in this 'movie' he saw. Norm MacDonald's favorite YouTube clip.
Category:News & Politics, Humor
Tags:norm macdonald, Fags, nixon, All in the Family, aristotle
Submitted:Jeff Fries
Date:02/18/09
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sliggy
I would dearly love to know what was said during that fourteen second long beep. I must admit, though, sometimes while trying on clothes I agree with the sentiment about designers.
Camonk
The fourteen seconds were just him saying, "So about breaking into the Watergate. We should do that. Get that handsome, virile sonofabitch Liddy to do it! God he's handsome and virile. His ass is like a peach. I'd like him to hold me in his strong, hairy arms and I'd just feel so safe." And then, you know, back to homosexuality on TV.

Rodents of Unusual Size
I was picturing something like "Its okay before you start dating girls, I mean every teenage boy has jerked off his best friend and gotten a good ass fucking. All in good fun!" followed by awkward silence or possibly a "that uh...that never happened to uh..."

chumbucket
at the beep, please turn over cassette

just imagine if Aristotle had a tv show
Hooper_X
he pretty much would have been Charles Nelson Reilly, based on this...

spencer
In the Youtube description, it says: "Censors beeped out 14 seconds of this conversation as 'personal returnable.'"

Anyone know what that means?
Hooper_X
Oh man, this is the Bohemian Grove clip. I fucking love it. IT'S THE FAGGIEST GODDAMNED THING.

That last line is fucking amazing. Nixon is easily the most interesting President. I mean, there were plenty of presidents who were better men, but nobody is just as weird and compelling a figure as Nixon, you know?
Camonk
He really did corrupt and morally reprehensible the right fucking way, that's for sure. At least have a fascinating personality and some kind of intelligence to go behind it, you know? That's why Bush is the worst, because he was awful but also just a boring human being.

Hooper_X
Yeah. The man was clearly an (evil) genius - he was working on spin and image management and all that shit for years before it was a common thing.

On the other hand: so paranoid he secretly recorded himself.

Jeff Fries
Yes there are still people who think Nixon was a fascinating figure, not just a socially- and emotionally-retarded homophobe and racist.

ashtar.
Nixon was a monster wearing a mask. Now it's just the mask.

Louis Armstrong
Nixon perfers his fags to be FABULOUS. He does not approve of the queer speaking like normal people.
afp3683
Gee, for such a proud hetero man, he sure is scared of the influence of those gays, and likes to focus on how "handsome" and "virile" certain other men are.
cognitivedissonance
THAT GODDAMN KENNEDY. WITH HIS BLUE EYES AND BLONDE HAIR AND MY SWEATY LIP. HE MUST'VE BEEN A FAG. HE MUST'VE.

fatatty
He also seems to have an aversion to hot pants...hmmm...

La Loco
He calls out England, France and Italy for becoming weak because of fags then calls Russia great because they send homosexuals and drug users to goulags.
Syd Midnight
I like how the President unravels a conspiracy for gay fashion designers to make women look ugly because they hate women. Also his half-hearted defense of Archie Bunker.
Syd Midnight
Now fashion designers, hairdressers, I can understand that, it's their nature.. the fella who made this bouquet for Pat is a goddamn fag I'm sure of it, he talks you know that way.. but you don't GLORIFY the fairy sons of bitches!

Now I know how An Evening With Nixon would have gone. Scotch, cigars, and fag jokes.
Torture the Artist
I mean, there's obvious ones, like the Greeks. The Greeks were all fags, you know? The last six Roman emperors? Fags, right? And you know the popes, the popes are all fags, just a bunch of fairies, you know? Stonewall Jackson? The faggiest goddamned guy you could ever imagine! The Sphinx? A FAG. The moon? HUGE DOPE-SMOKING QUEER. It's the goddamnedest thing, really -- the moon is a fag.

Spike Jonez
You could tell the Moon was gay by the way we jammed that flagpole into it and it just took it like it was nothing. Not even a shudder or a groan. Now Venus, we'd have had her moaning like a bitch for some good ol' fashioned American pole. That's why we're never going back to the moon, that dope smoking faggot.

Syd Midnight
ps. For Norm MacDonald's take on it, http://youtu.be/R6RkbJizoOQ?t=5m17s
I think that's what Jeff Fries was referencing.

Timothy A. Bear
Nixon was Gay and thought he could hide it from the world by being as public a figure as possible, which explains his accelerating life-long inner panic.
boner
Now I finally know Nixon's policy on hot pants.
Sudan no1
FATAL LIBERALITY
Hooper_X
THIS IS WHAT FREE REPUBLIC ACTUALLY BELIEVES.

revdrew
Scorpion all sneaking NEA funding into the stimulus package, spearing it into Johnny Cage's throat.

theSnake
Best clip I've seen so far this year on this site.
pastorofmuppets
"This deed of gift in no way affects the portions of tapes and textual materials that have been, or will be, determined to constitute information of a purely personal nature to President Nixon and his family (hereinafter referred to as Personal/Returnable Materials), which shall continue to remain under the exclusive ownership and control of the Nixon estate."

Basically most of this stuff went to the National Archives but "personal" items were "returnable" to the family.
pastorofmuppets
Sorry, that was meant to be a reply to Spencer.

Hooper_X
So he probably just outed some family member of his.

Syd Midnight
Perhaps, buried deep in some forgotten top secret government warehouse, somewhere, in an unmarked crate next to the Ark of the Covenant and alien mummies etc, lies an even more powerful weapon: a large reel of magnetic tape composed solely of the words, phrases, and comments censored from Nixon recordings, all spliced together into 3 straight hours of non-stop profanity, personal invective, international scandal, eldritch secrets, and scatological references not meant to be heard by the ears of man.

BorrowedSolution
This is why I wouldn't mind more dupes around here. This should be featured at least twice a year.
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