I would dearly love to know what was said during that fourteen second long beep. I must admit, though, sometimes while trying on clothes I agree with the sentiment about designers.
at the beep, please turn over cassette
just imagine if Aristotle had a tv show
he pretty much would have been Charles Nelson Reilly, based on this...
In the Youtube description, it says: "Censors beeped out 14 seconds of this conversation as 'personal returnable.'"
Anyone know what that means?
Oh man, this is the Bohemian Grove clip. I fucking love it. IT'S THE FAGGIEST GODDAMNED THING.
That last line is fucking amazing. Nixon is easily the most interesting President. I mean, there were plenty of presidents who were better men, but nobody is just as weird and compelling a figure as Nixon, you know?
He really did corrupt and morally reprehensible the right fucking way, that's for sure. At least have a fascinating personality and some kind of intelligence to go behind it, you know? That's why Bush is the worst, because he was awful but also just a boring human being.
Yeah. The man was clearly an (evil) genius - he was working on spin and image management and all that shit for years before it was a common thing.
On the other hand: so paranoid he secretly recorded himself.
Yes there are still people who think Nixon was a fascinating figure, not just a socially- and emotionally-retarded homophobe and racist.
Nixon was a monster wearing a mask. Now it's just the mask.
|Louis Armstrong |
Nixon perfers his fags to be FABULOUS. He does not approve of the queer speaking like normal people.
Gee, for such a proud hetero man, he sure is scared of the influence of those gays, and likes to focus on how "handsome" and "virile" certain other men are.
|La Loco |
He calls out England, France and Italy for becoming weak because of fags then calls Russia great because they send homosexuals and drug users to goulags.
|Syd Midnight |
I like how the President unravels a conspiracy for gay fashion designers to make women look ugly because they hate women. Also his half-hearted defense of Archie Bunker.
|Syd Midnight |
Now fashion designers, hairdressers, I can understand that, it's their nature.. the fella who made this bouquet for Pat is a goddamn fag I'm sure of it, he talks you know that way.. but you don't GLORIFY the fairy sons of bitches!
Now I know how An Evening With Nixon would have gone. Scotch, cigars, and fag jokes.
ps. For Norm MacDonald's take on it, http://youtu.be/R6RkbJizoOQ?t=5m17s
I think that's what Jeff Fries was referencing.
|Timothy A. Bear |
Nixon was Gay and thought he could hide it from the world by being as public a figure as possible, which explains his accelerating life-long inner panic.
Now I finally know Nixon's policy on hot pants.
|Sudan no1 |
THIS IS WHAT FREE REPUBLIC ACTUALLY BELIEVES.
Best clip I've seen so far this year on this site.
"This deed of gift in no way affects the portions of tapes and textual materials that have been, or will be, determined to constitute information of a purely personal nature to President Nixon and his family (hereinafter referred to as Personal/Returnable Materials), which shall continue to remain under the exclusive ownership and control of the Nixon estate."
Basically most of this stuff went to the National Archives but "personal" items were "returnable" to the family.
So he probably just outed some family member of his.
Perhaps, buried deep in some forgotten top secret government warehouse, somewhere, in an unmarked crate next to the Ark of the Covenant and alien mummies etc, lies an even more powerful weapon: a large reel of magnetic tape composed solely of the words, phrases, and comments censored from Nixon recordings, all spliced together into 3 straight hours of non-stop profanity, personal invective, international scandal, eldritch secrets, and scatological references not meant to be heard by the ears of man.
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