Herr Matthias
He was there to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and he's all out of gum.

La Loco
While we are talking about the ingrediants of this man's balls can we include ice cream, cake and lollypops? Just checking.

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
Ditto.

Konversekid
Do you mean after banging half a dozen smitten women?

zatojones
The man's a professional

IrishWhiskey
Or anyone else's.

Cleaner82
Never anyone else's. Unless their misery makes for a dynamite shot!

Aelric
That's what I learned in Photo class.

oogaBooga
Yeah thanks for the misleading caption, sir fagalot! Why even bother editing it at all if you dont add slomo?

Camonk
The fact that there's no fucking slowmo would make this five stars, but I mean the stupid captions.

ProfessorChaos
Based on the narrow depth of feild, (only about 5-10 feet of this shot seem to be in focus), and the amount of time between the car hitting the wall and then shaking the camera, I'd say the camera was zoomed in a bit. It also seems to be off of the ground, possibly sitting on a concrete embankment. (i'd say 5-10 feet at most off ground level - too much higher, and the shot would be at a much sharper downward angle.

I'm guessing that the camera was sitting on a concrete embankment identical to the one that the Photog was leaning against. This explains the damage on the door seen on the car - the car hit the first wall, and spun out of control, slamming drivers-side door first into the second, assumed embankment. This shook the camera a bit.

Hooper_X
Gee, thanks, Professor!

j lzrd / swift idiot
You gonna get rapped