He can talk he can talk he can talk I CAN SIIIIIIING

You're so damned ugly.

Right up there with "You took out his brain! It's a Madhouse! A Madhouse!". Chuck, you're the best.

I love legitimate theatre.

I wish Beneath Planet of the Apes had more Heston.

Could you imagine Heston working at a drive-thru? "WELCOME TO BURGER KING! HOW.. MAY I.. HELP YOU?!

The dramatic music at the end makes it

YES.

The shocked she-monkey's look makes this.

I like to think of what it would be like with David Caruso.

"Take your stinking paws off me... *sunglasses* you damn dirty ape."

YEAAAAAAAHH

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5 - freerepublic.com