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Desc:'Jesus would vote for Alan Keyes over Barrack Obama'
Category:Accidents & Explosions, Humor
Tags:Barack Obama, Alan Keyes, batshit insanity
Submitted:GQ
Date:02/21/09
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Comment count is 29
Stog - 2009-02-21
wahhhhh where's my tax cuts wahhhhh
Stog - 2009-02-21
Jumped the gun on that last comment, here's another:

He sounds so much like YoungConservative when he starts talking about Obama's citizenship. I was almost expecting him to talk about the inherent 'flaws' in Barack's birth certificate or questioning whether Hawaii is really an American state.

He would make a great YouTube blogger.

OxygenThief - 2009-02-21
Alan Keyes is a precious gift and we should all be thankful.
Xenocide - 2009-02-21
THIS IS NOT FUNNY. WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING.

THIS IS SERIOUS. OBAMA JUST KILLED ALL THE BABIES. ALL OF THEM.

WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME JUST BECAUSE EVERYTHING I SAY IS HILARIOUS.

LISTEN YOU, I LOST AN ELECTION. THIS CAN ONLY MEAN AMERICA IS GOING TO BE DESTROYED FOREVER.

BY THE GUY WHO BEAT ME.

STOP LAUGHING!

baleen - 2009-02-21
"Finally?" I think he jumped ship a long time ago.
Aelric - 2009-02-21
Alan Keys: Friend to the old white person.

Sour grapes make sweet, sweet wine.
Old_Zircon - 2009-02-21
I like how he pauses just a little after every time he says "Obamanation" just in case the interviewer thinks it's clever this time.

Also, needs White People tag.
Pillager - 2009-02-21
Nah, how about an Oreo tag?

Cena_mark - 2009-02-21
You call Keyes and oreo? So black people are supposed to behave according to a certain code to be 'black'?
I guess Obama isn't black either because I've never seen him slapping hoes and smoking blunts.
Black people should be Republicans, because Republicans freed them from slavery. The Democrats are intent on making blacks slaves to the welfare system.
As black business man and talk show host Herman Caine puts it, 'We need to get off the Democrat Plantation.'

Unsung - 2009-02-21
Mr. Keyes clearly has an "Uncle Ruckus" thing going on.

"NIGGERRRRSS NIGGERRRRRS CANT STAND NIGGERRRRRS"

Stog - 2009-02-21
Dear Cena_mark:

Republicans from 1865 are not Republicans from 2008.

Cena_mark - 2009-02-21
Yes well the Democrats of today are the same as the Lyndon Johnson Democrats who enslaved many black people to the Great Society Welfare State. Obama now wants to end welfare reform, something that helped the black family just to put more in welfare.
The Democrats want more and more blacks on welfare because those become guaranteed votes.

Louis Armstrong - 2009-02-21
So thats why you rant his way. You feel so enslaved Cena by the roads you drive on, the schools you went to, the schools that curently run today to keep the little hodlims from running all over, The fact that if you get a MRSA infection(not as costly as cancer treatment but still a pricey k that your insurance will cover only 90% of) you can get help, and mostly the fact that you are on welfare yourself.

Oh Cena, I understand you now. I weep tears of pity and understanding.

Keep fighting the power man.

Pillager - 2009-02-21
"You call Keyes and oreo? So black people are supposed to behave according to a certain code to be 'black'?
I guess Obama isn't black either because I've never seen him slapping hoes and smoking blunts.
Black people should be Republicans, because Republicans freed them from slavery. The Democrats are intent on making blacks slaves to the welfare system.
As black business man and talk show host Herman Caine puts it, 'We need to get off the Democrat Plantation.'"

8D

You crack me up!

Ladies & Gents, this is why the GOP will lose countless elections for years to come.

BTW, FDR & the New Deal are the reason that soo many blacks vote Democratic;

http://www.slate.com/id/2169744/pagenum/all


Louis Armstrong - 2009-02-21
"Its time we started acting like grown ups" (semi-self pride smug smile at sounding righteous)

So he wants to deal with this crises by going "Obama is a blah blah pinko".

Also its interesting that the party that largely believes in the philosophy of O.P.M. to invest and make money for themselves, fails to see how taxpayers money(in this case the O.P.M.) can go toward making us self reliant with energy and maybe create "goods and services" that will in turn make us viable again(and thus benifit all of us).
gmol - 2009-02-21
I think he seems just a tinier bit more mellow with age at the beginning, but the interviewer stirs up a bees' nest of youthful crazy.
Camonk - 2009-02-21
"The greatest crisis this nation has ever seen."
SUCK IT CIVIL WAR
FUCK YOU GREAT DEPRESSION
BLOW ME, WORLD WAR II
EAT A BOWL OF DICKS, CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS
HUFF LEAD-BASED PAINT, VIET NAM WAR
Cleaner82 - 2009-02-21
STEP ON A NAIL AND GET TETANUS, COLUMBINE MASSACRE
HIT YOUR HEAD ON A COMICALLY LOW DOORFRAME, THREE STOOGES -- wait, what were we doing?

Cena_mark - 2009-02-21
For all of you who might think I'm racist for being anti Obama I'd vote for Alan Keyes or Condi.
ABoyNamedCheese - 2009-02-21
shut up no one cares

Severian - 2009-02-21
I don't know that I would go so far as to label you racist. But you're definitely retarded.

Big Muddy - 2010-01-17
Cena even fails racism!

Cleaner82 - 2009-02-21
"Or the United States is going to cease to exist."

*pout*
La Loco - 2009-02-21
Today was a hard day not to feed trolls.
Xenocide - 2009-02-21
Your daughter is a lesbian and not a hetero
She doesn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
And all their yucky yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo!
Your daughter is a lesbian and not a hetero!
DMKA - 2009-02-21
HAY DARE UNCLE TOM SUP!?!?!?
Caminante Nocturno - 2009-02-22
How did the interviewer not erupt into rivers of convulsive laughter?

How?
Xiphias - 2009-02-24
listen to him! he's such a nerd!
IrishWhiskey - 2009-02-25
He's an alleged usurper, you're an alleged nutjob. The difference being only one of those allegations has evidence behind it.
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