You know that this is television and not real right?

Anyway I like imagining that the Bertoli commercial is the restaurant where they ate.

Man, I hope they keep every part of this show when they go to California.

All the douchebag art/entertainment writers who are like, "Conan must change to suit the geezers who watched Leno" can eat a dick.

I wish there could have been more moments that explored the darkest sides of Conan. This is one of the best pieces of television about being in television ever captured.

Arg. If you are going to force me to watch an ad to see your mediocre clip, at least make it a paid spot, not a shitty PSA that didn't earn Hulu a dime.

At least the clip was entertaining.

FABIO and professor chaos can eat a dick, btw.

fuck advertisements.

Aren't there any Conan clips outside of Hulu?

I promise you this, I will not kill you myself. But I will have you killed. I will have you wiped out. There will be nothing that links me to your murder. There will be no physical link between your dead body and myself. But you will be murdered. I will order it. I will pay for it. But I am blameless in the eyes of the international court. I promise you, I'm gonna kill you.

I just have a softspot for this because my roommate is (or at least, will inevitably become) exactly like this guy. People like this really do exist...

AND RAPED

I'm sure your being has been penetrated.

This guy may have exaggerated it for this sketch, but the amount of knowledge and skill that went into this level of douchebaggery cannot fully be faked.

I can't find a working copy - they all link back to hulu and it has expired.