Life alerts mind boggling new ability.

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Comment count is 22

buttnutt

- 2009-02-24

Isn't she a little young to have life alert?

NewHeavenSalesman

- 2009-02-24

Those thieves could have at least taken the giant humidifier.

They weren't scared away by Life Alert, they were scared away by their own lack of ambition.

baleen

- 2009-02-25

Aoi

- 2009-02-24

Night Trap II: The Old Generation?

fluffy

- 2009-02-25

But does it have Dana Plato?

sosage

- 2009-02-25

Bulbs for Aoi

Caminante Nocturno

- 2009-02-24

Ed McMahon: Life Alert Operator.

Cube

- 2009-02-24

Oh boy, those video cameras sure provide security! What would I do with privacy when I'm this safe!

cognitivedissonance

- 2009-02-25

My great-grandmother had one of these. They had to disable it because she would press it just to talk to somebody at 3 am.

We got her a cat.

Udderdude - 2009-02-25

Ouch.

Corman's Inferno

- 2009-03-02

You should've gotten her a chimp. It's the closest animal to a human being, genetically speaking, and having a screaming mass of hair and meat come barreling out of the darkness at anyone who enters the house is a real theft deterrent.

Senator_Unger

- 2009-02-25

5 stars for "Rachel will always be alone"

KnowFuture

- 2009-02-25

Life tends to alert pretty much variations on the same abilities over and over again, doesn't it?

KnowFuture - 2009-02-25

Oh, also:

OLDTHINKERS UNBELLYFEEL MCMAHON...soc...

Urburos

- 2009-02-25

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robotkarateman

- 2009-02-25

The burglars are gone? So I can go back to sleep then?

Aelric

- 2009-02-25

Wait, that is an LCD tv, but this commercial looks to have been shot on video, not digital. The hair she's got looks to be at least 1993, if not before then. The life alert button has a 70's design with a 60's plastic quality. Life Alert HQ can transcend time and quite frankly, I scared too.

Camonk

- 2009-02-25

Well for one that's a dude. And dudes have really bad taste in hair.

Gwago

- 2009-02-25

THANK GOD she didn't have to get out of bed.

UnderANeonHalo

- 2009-02-25

The one burglar is apparently sharpening his claws on the carpet in anticipation of all the catnip he'll be able to buy after this score. That or he's using magic to levitate her VCR.

EskimoSpy

- 2009-02-26

Shouldn't the young lady have been the one answering the life alert call for Ed McMahon?

Ashenblade

- 2009-09-12

"Hey burglars! The police are on their way! If you want to escape to break into another house down the block you'd better hurry!"

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