You should've gotten her a chimp. It's the closest animal to a human being, genetically speaking, and having a screaming mass of hair and meat come barreling out of the darkness at anyone who enters the house is a real theft deterrent.
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Wait, that is an LCD tv, but this commercial looks to have been shot on video, not digital. The hair she's got looks to be at least 1993, if not before then. The life alert button has a 70's design with a 60's plastic quality. Life Alert HQ can transcend time and quite frankly, I scared too.
The one burglar is apparently sharpening his claws on the carpet in anticipation of all the catnip he'll be able to buy after this score. That or he's using magic to levitate her VCR.