guys.. he's right, about everything. I'm changing my political affiliation and lifestyle immediately because of this deeply inspirational form of punditry.

If it were real, and not a liberal acting out a bit, it'd be funny.

I'm not sure which I hate more, Bush, or Natty Lite.

mark my words? it looks like you've already marked words on your fingers you little stink, howbeit, your forceful affection for beer and whiskey reminds me of my former life as a pirate bartender, sailing the nine seas (no there is no seven seas your history books are lying books), back then I had to fill my satin flask with gin then tear down an old whale with a bobby pin just to get to work, everyday was a struggle, the life of a pirate is indeed a rough one, five stars

If you love him so much, why don't you marry him?

Well done, sir. Well done.

Henceforth, I am to be known as Repubblekin.

FAT hits, red-state style

Beer me that whiskey.