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Desc:Incomprehensible Christian video about how horror movies make you see demons.
Category:Religious, Horror
Tags:wtf, lol xians, horror films, Carman is a pussy, Carman
Submitted:Rodents of Unusual Size
Date:02/25/09
Views:2536
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Yellow Lantern
Ray Liotta has really lost his edge.
Hooper_X
The technique described in this song is highly effective against uncommon household monsters such as spooks and nightmares, but proves less useful against the more common problems, such as Uncle Lester.
Lauritz Melchior
Also, it has the opposite effect on actual criminals and alligators.

eatenmyeyes
It is also probably less than effective against chimps.

Syd Midnight
Why even bother with this, hiding yourself under the sheet protects you 100% against imaginary monsters, just be careful to camoflauge your airhole with a pillow or something.

Candlejackv616
^ Dude you just described my Childhood strategy of dealing with imaginary monsters, so stars for you good sir.

YakooMarkTwo
Everything in this song and video points to the fact that this is a kid being scared by his own imagination and KNOWING it's his own imagination, but still invoking the protection of God. Wouldn't that then be a form of taking the lord's name in vain?
Kieran27
Not really, as a lot of Christian faith has to do with denying or fighting natural instincts. Abstinence/no masturbating denies sexual urges, faith in the protection of God denies fear, etc. It's really a great self-perpetuating system since we all get those urges, and since christians are told those feelings are ones we shouldn't have, they must constantly turn to God. And the point of the video is the kid isn't scared by his own imagination, it's demons preying on his fear. Cause you know, demons have eternity and have a lot of free time on their hands...

That being said, I love this song and the singer. Check out some of his other videos, he imitates so many popular forms of music and even musicians themselves to get the message out.

TeenerTot
I'm kinda with Yakoo. I thought Xtians weren't supposed to buy into superstitions. Besides their own, I mean.

HarveyTibbar
Man this guy will be screwed the moment he meets an atheist demon.
MongoMcMichael
Next time I get chased by a mutated alligator creature, I'll just pray it away, since prayers work so well against physical objects.
Caminante Nocturno
I recall that this tactic failed miserably against Freddy Krueger.
chumbucket
Christ is the remedy for absent parenting
Xiphias
So right after he says "I took authority in christ all fear flew away", the most hilariously gay voice ever says "oh my"
dickshapedfood
This is similar to the techniques for monster banishing I was taught as a child. I am now an atheist. I guess the demons got me after all.
cognitivedissonance
Speaking as a professional monster hunter and vampire exorcist, prayer does work, but only if you're confirmed and baptised Catholic, and you are standing within a ring of blessed salt and wearing a silver rosary.
Corman's Inferno
Carman is a made man. All the monsters at the end were found in NY Harbor with their throats slashed.
Rudy
"So dis fucking alligator guy comes in, right? Motherfucker's carrying on and moanin' an' shit, right? Den all of a sudden, BOOM! I'm down on my knees prayin' to the Lord and then, sweartagod, you shoulda seen the look on that scaly fucker's face, knowwhatImean, nodisrespect."

StanleyPain

So, out of curiosity, why is it that the Christians are unable to magically defend themselves against, say, being hit by cars? If their faith can repel such supernatural evils as demons and devils, why can't it do anything for such banal, Earthly things?

Also, Carman is so gay the day when it is revealed he is actually gay will be the gayest day in the history of gay days.


Nyms Lives!
Remember kids, all bad things go away if you are...
RIGHTEOUSLY INDIGNANT!
Avengingatheist
Remember kids, monsters hate obnoxious songs
phalsebob
I used to think that vampires couldn't get me on Sundays, because that was the Lord's day. I was six... what's his excuse.
phalsebob
Oh, and kids... if you read this... vampires can totally get you on Sundays. I learned the hard way that there is only one sure defence against vampires, no matter what you've read or seen. Friend of man, foe of the undead- Fire.

Old People
Stars for half of the comments and all of the song!
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