|Cube - 2009-02-26 |
Monkeys are always funny. And tasty, apparently!
|Chibisuke - 2009-02-26 |
Did you hear? There's a bill in the house to ban people from keeping primates as pets.
maybe they're looking at other variables
"Even though dogs have killed more people."
Yes, because it's common for households to have 2 or 3 chimps in them.
Muddy Mae Suggins
I'm *hoping* the legislation is intended to help the animals, not just protect stupid people. These animals can't be properly taken care of in homes. They deserve to be in the wild in their family groups. That is why I think the legislation is a good idea.
|zatojones - 2009-02-26 |
OH SNAP that ain't kosher
|chumbucket - 2009-02-26 |
there is no law but ape law
voight and attenborough..sep at birth?
|petep - 2009-02-26 |
look at this sweat-drenched old man dropping philosophy out in the jungle next to some murder apes
|kingofthenothing - 2009-02-26 |
Wow. Forget the Coliseum.
|Wonko the Sane - 2009-02-26 |
makes the ocean depths look friendly
|thebaronsdoctor - 2009-02-26 |
See, this is why you don't fuck with monkeys
You mean the one they ripped apart and ate?
|ztc - 2009-02-26 |
You're watching the Chimp Special Forces in action here. Chimps train 4-man killteams to do this. The Driver flushes the monkeys out towards two Blockers, who funnel the stream of monkeys into the waiting arms of the Ambusher.
Every now and again these grizzled veterans will invade a neighboring chimp colony and rapemurder the lot of them.
|EvilHomer - 2009-02-26 |
"Ape shall not kill ape." Good thing monkeys aren't apes, right?
|IrishWhiskey - 2009-02-26 |
The closest living thing to us.
And we also make just HORRIBLE pets.
|Rudy - 2009-02-26 |
Drivers? Blockers? Close the ring? What is this, a mmorpg?
|Frank Rizzo - 2009-02-26 |
|NineEleven - 2009-02-26 |
|And Then Explosions - 2009-02-26 |
I feel proud of my species and the fact that we've evolved to the point where we bash things in the head and kill them before we start feasting on their flesh.
And Then Explosions
Shit. Well, maybe not.
|DMKA - 2009-02-26 |
That must be what hell sounds like.
|Avengingatheist - 2009-02-27 |
Man, Attenborough sounds like he's getting off on this at the end or having a mild heart attack
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