spikestoyiu "Even though dogs have killed more people."
Yes, because it's common for households to have 2 or 3 chimps in them.
Muddy Mae Suggins I'm *hoping* the legislation is intended to help the animals, not just protect stupid people. These animals can't be properly taken care of in homes. They deserve to be in the wild in their family groups. That is why I think the legislation is a good idea.
Camonk Yes, and since cars have killed more people than assault weapons, we should definitely not keep morons from having guns that shoot like 600 bullets a minute.
I love it when idiots on the internet act superior over things they don't really understand because they're fucking inbred mongs with seven thumbs. Jesus, Billy Buttsex really does live on.
Corman's Inferno heyitslozeau, you seriously think a wild creature that's basically a human (but stronger, faster, and with two extra sets of hands) is less dangerous than a domesticated animal that's lived alongside us as a companion for a good chunk of evolutionary history?
Syd Midnight As the video shows, chimps are as evil and warlike as humans, and pet humans are pretty dangerous.
thebaronsdoctor See, this is why you don't fuck with monkeys
spikestoyiu You mean the one they ripped apart and ate?
ztc You're watching the Chimp Special Forces in action here. Chimps train 4-man killteams to do this. The Driver flushes the monkeys out towards two Blockers, who funnel the stream of monkeys into the waiting arms of the Ambusher.
Every now and again these grizzled veterans will invade a neighboring chimp colony and rapemurder the lot of them.
EvilHomer "Ape shall not kill ape." Good thing monkeys aren't apes, right?
And Then Explosions I feel proud of my species and the fact that we've evolved to the point where we bash things in the head and kill them before we start feasting on their flesh.
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