j lzrd / swift idiot So what the hell do people who have hair anywhere less wirey or finer than a particularly dark skinned Indian's coif have to do to get a kevlar helmet out of extruded dead skin cells? Shelac? Time and labor intensive micro-weaves with layered pomade?
Wait, what am I thinking..
Rodents of Unusual Size I think you should all condition yourselves to be more sympathetic. To do otherwise is just flaky.