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Desc:Christian singer battles witch and special effect demons
Category:Religious, Educational
Tags:witch, LOL XTIANS, Carman
Submitted:futurebot
Date:02/27/09
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Comment count is 20
Emcee - 2009-02-27
He is so in touch with Jesus, he detonated that bird! I like how it ended up being less about witnessing and more about telling Count Satanworshipper to suck it.
chumbucket - 2009-02-27
D&D games?????!!!! oh NOOOOOO!!!!!!

intimidated by his immensity, his rod turned into a serpent
and nicely veiled antisemitism
GoodAaron - 2009-02-27
Warlock Horowitz, why don't you spin your devil dreidel in HELL?!

bopeton - 2009-04-04
I was cool past D&D until the herbal tea.

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2009-02-27
I think the difference between Christian fantasies about being "god warriors" like this and nerd fantasies about being "Gronthar, 18th level mage/wizard" is that the nerd knows his fantasies aren't true and doesn't try to convince other people that shit like this actually happened.

Because they're all lies. Witches (and this would be a Warlock, technically, unless it's a Penny-Arcade Witchalock) don't have awesome devil-powers, either. "Witnessing" seems to mean you can brag about rebuking demons, Satanists, or even the devil's personal masseuse and get away with it because lying about that kind of stuff makes for good theater, I guess.
Urburos - 2009-02-27
Sadly, that's not the case. Warlock is not a term indicative of a male witch, it actually translates into "oath breaker." I think its icelandic or something. Male witches are still just witches.

dead_cat - 2009-02-27
What did that bird do to you, you asshole?!
socialist_hentai - 2009-02-27
if Vincent Price was the warlock he would of pwned that xtian and then seduced his wife and had satanic sex with her on a pentagram shaped bed.
Triggerbaby - 2009-02-27
Hands up people- who would fuck Vincent Price on pinciple?

(The pinciple is "I get to fuck Vincent Price!")

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2009-02-27
I was going to ask if you had to be into necrophilia or if you mean fucking him when he was alive, and realized there's probably not a lot of space between the two when it comes to Mr. Price.

MiAmore - 2009-02-27
Triggerbaby: you misspelled "principle" twice.

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2009-02-27
Don't be such a pick.

TeenerTot - 2009-02-27
English cottages are evil now?

Ouji boards AND herbal tea?!! You're fucking doomed.
TeenerTot - 2009-02-27
Dammit. "Ouija"

Satan made me miss it.

grimcity - 2009-02-27
Back in the 90's, this dude was getting so much Christian MILF tang it's crazy. Back when I was a kid I lived near two of the largest churches in the state (by chance) and every Jesus lovin' soccer mom I knew wanted to bang the dude. Christian Suave.
baleen - 2009-02-28
dupedupeudueppeuupesepu
futurebot - 2009-03-04
Where's the dupe, killer

Caminante Nocturno - 2009-02-28
Ray Liotta meets Dr. Orpheus.
retrocious - 2009-04-21
I have a bad feeling this is supposed to be based on a true story
Killer Joe - 2014-10-14
MAGIC MARKER BATS AND KITTIES ON AN ENVELOPE IS THE PRECURSOR TO DARKER THINGS.
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