The guy on the right looks like the fat version of someone whom I grew up with.

So...this was irony, right?

Those tap lessons just pay for themselves!

McCain and Palin were also told about the starving children in sub-Saharan Africa. To this they replied "why don't they eat something?"

Like watching a car crash, only you want to smack the victims.

Big oil, Alexander's Ragtime Band, and negroes tap dancing.
That's how it was in the 30's, and we LIKED it, dagnabbit!