|dead_cat - 2009-02-27 |
"Merry CHRIST Day everybody!
THANK YOU SUBSCRIBERS!!!
We couldn't have reached 1000 without each & every one of you.
They make a monkey right out of me -- Yes, they've been tryin' endlessly
Those overeager bonediggers -- they never found that jigsaw piece
[They make a monkey right out of me
It makes for funky biology
I'm not the kid of some hominid,
who comes from a lizard, whose mama was a fish]
[Now I ain't hatin' on the bone diggers, but I say evolution don't figure
Now, I ain't hatin' on the bone diggers, but I ain't never seen no holes bigger
It sounds like no evidence found, it sounds like their heads in the ground
It sounds like they're just too proud, it sounds quite boneheaded]
You need to ponder whether evolution is wrong
Whether maybe you was put on under cover of dawn
They said, "We can tell from rocks, we tell by the carbon"
'Cause this world has gotta flock of descendants of Charles Robert Darwin
But I'm lookin' for the odds at casinos
That life could come to be from random acids amino
Zero -- we know it's hocus pocus
And they wanna make all of that an accidental process?
O.K., let's pretend a fishy got some kids
That stood up on their fins and crawled up on land
Without evidence and here we are today
If you're trustin' in this worldview you better have faith
You know why? They make too much of nothin'
Stuff that I've heard it should have been on Mythbusters
Their best forensic samples couldn't cut the mustard
You don't care what none of us say you still trust it
1859's the fateful year -- they've had 150 years to prove their great new theory
I know some funny ways they found support for some of it, kids
They made some hominids from parts of gibbons and pigs
Your museums are deceiving when you visit one they
Take a couple bones pawn it off as a primate
They were s'posed to find all sorts of life forms we could study
They went to the rocks and got dinosaurs in the muddy
They're talkin' down actin' like the Bible is so funny
Could've got dinos sooner if they tried Job 41-y
If it ain't no bunk, holler "We want proof now, we want proof now, yeah!"
It's somethin' that'll make you mad
Cause all the links they had were either weak or bad
Great big digs since the 1860's
And after waiting and searchin' they found out it doesn't exist?
Now I ain't hating on the bone digger, no, not me
I've found trilobites in stone and some petrified trees
You know evolution ain't paleontology
Transition forms are lackin' -- got a hole up his sleeve
But -- the other option's not fun
So he gonna make you into a man out of that pond scum
This is his religion baby, don't be surprised
That fishy on all fours on his jeep's his messiah
So, let's not fight -- I won't abuse Darwin 'cause that's not nice
And they're gonna keep stallin' and tryin' to prove they're right though
And when you catch on we'll lead you back to the Bible
(SECOND HALF OF CHORUS)
Show me them facts!!!
Song: BONE DIGGER
[Parody of "Gold Digger" by Kanye West (Featuring Jamie Foxx)]
(Romans 1:18-25, Job 40:15-41:34)
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|baleen - 2009-02-27 |
I'm a Christian and yes, I have am cool enough to own records.
Five stars to baleen for having am one great comment!!!
-1 for being a Christian.
|socialist_hentai - 2009-02-27 |
proof that any douchebag can rap.
|Old_Zircon - 2009-02-27 |
Is this Da T.R.U.T.H.? IF so, they're actually pretty successful.
|Frank Rizzo - 2009-02-27 |
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|Toenails - 2009-02-27 |
Were any of you guys able to watch this video? If you did, could you tell me what it was suppose to be about? Because I'm not a subscriber so I had to quit out.
|La Loco - 2009-02-27 |
I think drugs are a far less embarassing than what people do under the influence of god. Shit, what a silly piece of shit that was.
|dr_rock - 2009-02-28 |
Theory of evolution : needs proving :: Creationism : IT'S IN THIS BOOK, DURR
|TheDevil'sWhore - 2009-03-01 |
"That life could come to be from random acids amino
Zero -- we know it's hocus pocus"
But our magic sky wizard, that knows and sees all, created the world in 7 days. I know this because the Bible says so.
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