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Desc:why the terrorists LOVE to hate us
Category:Advertisements, Business
Tags:NASCAR, america, white people, art?, kinkade
Submitted:erratic
Date:02/28/09
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Comment count is 38
The Mothership
The jets! the blimp! the excitement of NASCAR brought right into my home!

Also, 'Painter of Light'
SolRo
photocopy and there isn't even one bald eagle or 9/11 tribute in there?
Aelric
Valuable piece of history? I think you mixed up your lines from the 9/11 pop-up coin.
Hooper_X
Yeah, I got nothing to say in defense of this one. Thomas Kinkade is a fucking whore.
Nikon
Thomas Kincade once said Pablo Picasso had a real talent for art but didn't use it in any meaningful way.

Never before have I wanted to throat punch someone so much.
Randroid
Kinkade's art would be the official painting style should America ever consider becoming the Fourth Reich.

Toenails
Gave the "Little Monsters" five stars because it was so annoying. Now I think Chet needs to implement a special six star rating because this commercial is way worse.

And for that tag up there, no it is not art. If there was ever a time for that rhetorical question to be so objectively answered, it's now.
TimbolinoBilchard
It's art for people who don't like art.

erratic
Kinkade was a background painter on Ralph Bakshi's "Fire and Ice", so there's that.
Caminante Nocturno
This probably goes without saying, but this picture really stands out as being horrible even by the standards of Kinkade.
rustedmutt
I have always had a special place in my hate heart for Kinkade. I hope you rot in hell, you hack.
imairlax
goddammit
jangbones
YAY NASCAR

I won't rate it.
HarrietTubmanPI
He's either the biggest art whore ever or doing this as a gag.

Just look at the jets and the blimp. If you're going to be a whore, go all out.


Cena_mark
Thomas Kinkade isn't a real artist, because he actually survives by the private sector. Real art isn't appreciated by your layman, so it needs to be funded by my tax dollars. Painting pretty cottages isn't art. Now pissing in a jar and putting a crucifix in it, that's art.
HURF BLURF DUH
You're right. Kinkade isn't an artist. His cottages make no artistic statement and neither does this painting. He does the same formulaic thing every time, geared toward filling out his shitty mall stores. That is the definition of a craftsman, not an artist. He might as well be making dining room chairs.

eatenmyeyes
I am bored of you. Please find a new shtick or stop posting.

Spike Jonez
Dining room chairs have a purpose. I could sit on a dining room chair.

Toenails
Cross in a piss jar = Art.

Calvin pissing on a Ford logo = Not Art.

Calvin pissing on a Cross in a piss jar = ?????

Merzbau
I'm confused. Are both Calvin and the cross in the piss jar or just the cross? And is it really a piss jar yet if said stream of urine has yet to hit the jar? Is it a piss jar simply because of its proximity to a micturation-prone Calvin? THESE ARE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS

Syd Midnight
In Cena Mark's world, it's not art unless your grandma can buy it for 3 easy payments of . Like to see you try that with Piss Christ!

The Townleybomb
This is missing the "white people" tag. Why is it missing the "white people" tag?
erratic
good call. and done.

Senator_Unger
A self-produced movie about Kinkade, Thomas Kinkade's Christmas Cottage, was released on DVD in late November 2008. The semi-autobiographical story looks at the motivation and inspiration behind his most popular painting, The Christmas Cottage. Jared Padalecki plays Kinkade and Marcia Gay Harden plays his mother. Peter O'Toole plays young Kinkade's mentor, who tells him "Paint the light, Thomas! PAINT THE LIGHT!"
Merzbau
I thought you were making that up and now I am fucking horrified. I wonder how much booze they had to ply O'Toole with?

FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown
Oh, my holy shit. I wish to hell that my wife's Thomas Kinkade memories post hadn't been lost in the PoEN puge.

Johnny Madhouse
Wait, you're married to NoCode? I think it was NoCode, though I may be horridly wrong.

godot
He knows his market and has exploited them (especially the store owners) to the tune of million. For the rest of us, who believe in humanity, at present a Kinkaide hanging on the wall is an easy distinguishing mark of a person with whom discussions of aesthetics would be pointless.

I predict in scant decades these will be sought as irony laden collectables by urban 20 somethings, to be hung over toilet tanks, much as the dogs playing poker were not too many years ago.
quining
decades? i just the other day saw two american apparel models doing lines of cocaine off a painting of a lighthouse that looked like it was exploding.

simon666
needs "why the terrorists hate us" tag
Godard's Drinking Problem
those pans and zooms gave me motion sickness.

EXTREME!!!!!! motion sickness
Fur is Murder
I predict that anyone buying this owns at least one Tazmanian Devil-related piece of clothing.
Merzbau
or possibly a jean jacket featuring Tweety Bird dressed as Missy Elliot with a caption detailing the respective attention spans of Hand and Face

cognitivedissonance
There's no randomly generated Psalm at the bottom of it, so it's sub-par by Kinkade-Irony Fanatic standards such as mine.
StanleyPain
Didn't somebody over on POEN take this and photoshop it so that there's a mushroom cloud in the background and the people are all burned and stuff? I know I saw that somewhere, and it wasn't on SomethingAwful.
godot
http://www.poe-news.com/forums/spshort.php?pi=1001764173&ti=100176 4016

TheDevil'sWhore
I went to do a home inspection to see if a child with our agency could have in home visits with his family.

His mother had recently purchased this piece of crap and was proudly displaying it next to her Strawberry Shortcake and WWE memorabilia.
kelpfoot
I'd never heard of Thomas Kinkade, but fuck. He makes Norman Rockwell look nuanced and subtle.
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