|The Mothership |
The jets! the blimp! the excitement of NASCAR brought right into my home!
Also, 'Painter of Light'
photocopy and there isn't even one bald eagle or 9/11 tribute in there?
Valuable piece of history? I think you mixed up your lines from the 9/11 pop-up coin.
Yeah, I got nothing to say in defense of this one. Thomas Kinkade is a fucking whore.
Thomas Kincade once said Pablo Picasso had a real talent for art but didn't use it in any meaningful way.
Never before have I wanted to throat punch someone so much.
Gave the "Little Monsters" five stars because it was so annoying. Now I think Chet needs to implement a special six star rating because this commercial is way worse.
And for that tag up there, no it is not art. If there was ever a time for that rhetorical question to be so objectively answered, it's now.
Kinkade was a background painter on Ralph Bakshi's "Fire and Ice", so there's that.
|Caminante Nocturno |
This probably goes without saying, but this picture really stands out as being horrible even by the standards of Kinkade.
I have always had a special place in my hate heart for Kinkade. I hope you rot in hell, you hack.
I won't rate it.
He's either the biggest art whore ever or doing this as a gag.
Just look at the jets and the blimp. If you're going to be a whore, go all out.
Thomas Kinkade isn't a real artist, because he actually survives by the private sector. Real art isn't appreciated by your layman, so it needs to be funded by my tax dollars. Painting pretty cottages isn't art. Now pissing in a jar and putting a crucifix in it, that's art.
I am bored of you. Please find a new shtick or stop posting.
Dining room chairs have a purpose. I could sit on a dining room chair.
Cross in a piss jar = Art.
Calvin pissing on a Ford logo = Not Art.
Calvin pissing on a Cross in a piss jar = ?????
In Cena Mark's world, it's not art unless your grandma can buy it for 3 easy payments of . Like to see you try that with Piss Christ!
|The Townleybomb |
This is missing the "white people" tag. Why is it missing the "white people" tag?
A self-produced movie about Kinkade, Thomas Kinkade's Christmas Cottage, was released on DVD in late November 2008. The semi-autobiographical story looks at the motivation and inspiration behind his most popular painting, The Christmas Cottage. Jared Padalecki plays Kinkade and Marcia Gay Harden plays his mother. Peter O'Toole plays young Kinkade's mentor, who tells him "Paint the light, Thomas! PAINT THE LIGHT!"
I thought you were making that up and now I am fucking horrified. I wonder how much booze they had to ply O'Toole with?
Oh, my holy shit. I wish to hell that my wife's Thomas Kinkade memories post hadn't been lost in the PoEN puge.
He knows his market and has exploited them (especially the store owners) to the tune of million. For the rest of us, who believe in humanity, at present a Kinkaide hanging on the wall is an easy distinguishing mark of a person with whom discussions of aesthetics would be pointless.
I predict in scant decades these will be sought as irony laden collectables by urban 20 somethings, to be hung over toilet tanks, much as the dogs playing poker were not too many years ago.
needs "why the terrorists hate us" tag
|Godard's Drinking Problem |
those pans and zooms gave me motion sickness.
EXTREME!!!!!! motion sickness
|Fur is Murder |
I predict that anyone buying this owns at least one Tazmanian Devil-related piece of clothing.
or possibly a jean jacket featuring Tweety Bird dressed as Missy Elliot with a caption detailing the respective attention spans of Hand and Face
There's no randomly generated Psalm at the bottom of it, so it's sub-par by Kinkade-Irony Fanatic standards such as mine.
Didn't somebody over on POEN take this and photoshop it so that there's a mushroom cloud in the background and the people are all burned and stuff? I know I saw that somewhere, and it wasn't on SomethingAwful.
I went to do a home inspection to see if a child with our agency could have in home visits with his family.
His mother had recently purchased this piece of crap and was proudly displaying it next to her Strawberry Shortcake and WWE memorabilia.
I'd never heard of Thomas Kinkade, but fuck. He makes Norman Rockwell look nuanced and subtle.
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