Sometimes it's nice to just take a day for yourself.
|HURF BLURF DUH |
"I'll be in my ready room. Ready for a nap and a cup of tea that is!"
"Just to give you a rundown sir, at 0700 the Enterprise became sentient and tried to fly us out of the known universe, at 1000 Commander Data traveled through time and came back with Genghis Khan, at 1300 we negotiated a peace treaty between two warring civilizations despite being turned into lemurs by Q, at 1530 half of the crew became possessed by hostile alien entities, during this same period Commander Worf and three others had to reenact The Great Gatsby or get killed by the holodeck, at which point we encountered the Borg..."
"Do you think I could pull off a fedora? I've been in a bit of a rut lately, and think a hat might help. Or would it make me look twee?"
I don't know if that would be funnier if those were real episodes or if you made those scenarios up.
Patting Wesley on the shoulder is where I lost my compsure.
|The Townleybomb |
I haven't been watching these because I don't give a shit about Star Trek, but I now see the error of my ways.
Awesome as usual, but it makes Wesley look far too competent.
Picard should wash his hand with sanitizer after touching Wesley.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
Classy. Thanks for holding down the fort, Wesley.
|Corman's Inferno |
Picard takes some valuable tips from the George W. Bush Leadership Program.
Riker subtely checking Picard's package is definitive five star material.
I love these. I quite enjoy the real show as well, but only because of how fucking silly it is.
|Goethe and ernie |
This is my favourite.
|Herr Matthias |
MINUS ONE MILLION BILLION STARS FOR CONTINUITY BECAUSE PICARD IS IN HIS OFFICE AFTER IT CLEARLY SHOWS HIM WALKING INTO THE TURBOLIFT
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