|Louis Armstrong |
This is Adam Sandler without any luck in life.
Adam Sandler's retarded older brother.
This new generation of consoles are the greatest invention ever.
Because they sequester 90% of the people like this in an environment where they can't play online games with me.
They also sequester 90% of the people like this in an environment where they can't reproduce
90% + 10% = 100% more income for me!! Shoulda studied harder, gamefags! har har har!!!
-50% for the time I spend here.
-50% for the time I spend elsewhere arguing with people on the internet.
-50% for the time I spend playing Solitaire.
And the little white rectangle with a controller that waggles completely obliterates them both.
That cancerous growth is going to kill you before you ever lay your hands on that preorder.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Dayumm, so the 360 vs PS3 war still rages on?
Absolutely not. They have been obliterated by Nintendo. The only reason why Wii isn't considered is because the "console war" was nothing more than a 13 year old's pissing contest when it started WAY back in the 70's. PS3 owners are highly insecure about the success of the PS3 due largely to the fact that they most likely spent a few thousand dollars on their gaming rig and all their friends (and even girls for that matter) care about is the shitty 250 dollar Gamecube 2. Thank you, Nintendo, for making a lower quality product than you could have and destroying the hopes and dreams of THIS GUY and his boys.
Dear Late Night With Jimmy Kimmel;
Hello, my name is Glenn and I am a stand-up comedian, actor, and musician (I play the bass, but can do other instamints too as well) and THANK YOU for watching my adition video on YouTube. In the 1st video (I have others but this one I made especially for you) I am playing my caracter entitled "Sony Playstation 3 Guy Likes The Playstation3 adn Doesn't Like The Xbox 360", which was a favarit for the folks at Chucklin' Charlie's in Des Moines, IA where I have done more than a dozen shows.
I was reading on video games web sites how your new show is going to TAP IN to the video game market, and I lik to think that my personal brand of video game rellated comedy will help you with this.
Note: My character is soutern, so I shudnt have been wearing a New Egland Patriots hat LOL but obviously I would wear a different hat on the show.
Hope To Hear From You Soon,
Oh, darn, he's fake? At least he's still certifiable for trying to sell this.
|Goethe and ernie |
Limp Bizkit reformed but he's still got time for this nonsense?
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